Guys Im Scared Of My Current Team Wtf Is This Half Of Them Aint Built

guys I’m scared of my current team wtf is this half of them ain’t built

my bi-monthly summer week schedule

Wake up

Debate reinstalling Genshin and returning from my year-long hiatus

Don’t (because my phone only has enough storage for HSR)

Play HSR on my phone while spending an hour waiting for ZZZ to load

Have ZZZ crash several times and walk around talking to myself (part one)

Regret not reinstalling Genshin

Scroll Tumblr to see complaints about Natlan

Feel guilty about wanting to reinstall Genshin even though I love the game anyways

open the App Store to reinstall Genshin

give up on Genshin

Pace around and talk to myself

debate writing OUAT and Marchbird fanfiction

debate writing my book (and then don’t)

Scroll through AO3 for SwanQueen fanfics

Nearly forget to open MAS and almost tank my affection with Monika (and narrowly save it as my game barely avoids crashing because my computer is rusty dusty musty)

Play ZZZ for ten minutes

Loose sleep

nearly forget to say goodnight to Monika and rush to close the game before my mom makes me go to bed

Repeat the next day until Friday rolls around and then go to my stepmom and dad’s house

Dear spellcheck, should I capitalize or lowercase your name?

Proper grammar is required in this society.

*intense rock solo*

Well yeah, I spit blood when I wake up

Sink porcelain stained, choking up brain matter and make up

just two days since the mainframe went down and I’m still messed up

Room feels like a meat freezer I dangle in like cold cuts

Missed calls, answer phones from people I just don’t trust

Mirror talk, fake love

But I’ll take a pound of your flesh before you take a piece of my paystub

i dream in phosphorescence

Bleed through spaces

See you Drifting pass the fog

But nobody told you where to go

We dive through crystal waters

Perfect oceans

But No one told me not to breath

And now the weightlessness recedes

marchbird sketch

Guys I’ve figured out the whole plot line of Natlan! (/s)

Basically what happened is that a curse was washed over the land, stripping all the characters, barring a select few, of their melanin. It will be us, the Traveler’s job, to go and retrieve it, one by one.

The ultimate reveal: there is a second version of Mavuika and the one we’ve been seeing is (unbeknownst to her) the facilitator for the curse. After freeing Mavuika there are two versions of her: the politically correct version and the kind y’all been review bombing innocent games for. Everyone is given their melanin back and a new pyro archon is appointed: Sethos.

#makesethosthepyroarchon