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could someone like, marchbird
marchbin is such a stupid name, I coined Marchbird and I’m keeping the term god help me
I am Marchbird deprived send me fics, send me fanart, idfc as long as it’s sfw
my rarepairs for the MiHoyo games!
HI3: man idk i barely even know Kiana and Mei
HSR: Gimme my Marchbird pls, I want it with my (insert long line of immensely more popular HSR ships). It is the one true ship between bisexuals who just wanna have fuuun.
Genshin: Barbelle. Get dunked on. Barbara x Noelle is my ride or die.
ZZZ: Hareproxy. Specifically Belle x Nicole.
Sunday (to March): Your days are numbered.
March: Actually, yeah, since my last name is 7th.
Sunday: Stay away from my goddamn sister.
March:…but she asked me to stay.
Sunday: Wat
Robin (hiding in the corner): Don’t do it March
Sunday (to march): Why
March (smug): She wanted me on my knees
Robin: *facepalms*
Later…
Sunday: Hey Boothill, can I borrow your gun?
Boothill: Why not, partner. Outta curiosity, Whaddaya need it for?
Sunday: *shoots March*
Boothill: What the fudge man