Guys Ive Figured Out The Whole Plot Line Of Natlan! (/s)

Guys I’ve figured out the whole plot line of Natlan! (/s)

Basically what happened is that a curse was washed over the land, stripping all the characters, barring a select few, of their melanin. It will be us, the Traveler’s job, to go and retrieve it, one by one.

The ultimate reveal: there is a second version of Mavuika and the one we’ve been seeing is (unbeknownst to her) the facilitator for the curse. After freeing Mavuika there are two versions of her: the politically correct version and the kind y’all been review bombing innocent games for. Everyone is given their melanin back and a new pyro archon is appointed: Sethos.

#makesethosthepyroarchon

My my, those eyes like fire

I’m a winged insect, you’re a funeral pyre

come now bite through these wires, I’m a waking hell and the gods grow tired

reset my patient violence along both lines of a pathway higher

grow back your sharpest teeth you know my desire

i dream in phosphorescence

Bleed through spaces

See you Drifting pass the fog

But nobody told you where to go

We dive through crystal waters

Perfect oceans

But No one told me not to breath

And now the weightlessness recedes

Also please remember that Snow White narrowly avoided getting tetanus from hugging a rusty old Joan of Arc that blamed Red Riding Hood for her problems that she didn’t cause because Joan of Arc got pissy about being in control, and then we got the only moment of Snow White x Riding Hood in the final part of the story when Red Riding Hood miraculously came back from drinking the death read.

RWBY: the show that made people cry because Mulan and Thor held hands. 

watch Disney take two original female characters with remarkable gay ah chemistry and then suddenly introduce a male love interest for one of them out of nowhere that’s just a clone of the other but makes no sense as a love interest other than to make the gay ship not canon.

I’m sorry Chloe x Red shippers, but they’ve done it before and they’ll probably do it again 😭 like look at OUAT S1, 2, & 3 and then look at RoR. Two female characters who start off enemies, are brought together unwillingly by a common goal, separated after an argument about a severe view point difference, and then brought back together with more chemistry than before over a realization that the other was more right than one was willing to admit? Yeah, that sounds an awful lot like Swan Queen. But I just perfectly described Red and Chloe’s relationship. I wouldn’t put it past Disney for them to do it again.

Sunday (to March): Your days are numbered.

March: Actually, yeah, since my last name is 7th.

Sunday: Stay away from my goddamn sister.

March:…but she asked me to stay.

Sunday: Wat

Robin (hiding in the corner): Don’t do it March

Sunday (to march): Why

March (smug): She wanted me on my knees

Robin: *facepalms*

Later…

Sunday: Hey Boothill, can I borrow your gun?

Boothill: Why not, partner. Outta curiosity, Whaddaya need it for?

Sunday: *shoots March*

Boothill: What the fudge man

actually Android is an operating system and Apple is a type of phone so this is invalid 🤓☝️

I don't know how half of the people would react to finding out I have Tumblr

Them: "Oh, you have Tumblr? What do you post?"

Me: "Um, I pretend to be a god who also is a goose who like to interact with countries and companies and many other people."