Eat Shit, CEO Dylan Jadeja And Marc Merrill, You Penny-pinching Parasites.

Eat shit, CEO Dylan Jadeja and Marc Merrill, you penny-pinching parasites.

Yes, I've seen this, and yes, it's a fucking clownshoes travesty. Riot CEO Dylan Jadeja and Marc Merrill can both eat a big fat sack of shit, the executive class at that company is staffed by incompetent vultures who will throw five hundred people's lives into turmoil because interest rates aren't zero anymore, but who will never so much as shave the five o' clock shadow on their own compensation packages.

If they gave a single solitary shit about sustainability, they would have built a company that can operate when the interest rates are Anything Other Than Zero. They didn't do that because they don't actually care about that, and these layoffs are ENTIRELY about appeasing shareholders and meeting quarterly growth targets, no matter how pathetically Jadeja may protest that He Would Never.

Legends of Runeterra struggled because Riot catastrophically mismanaged it, as evidenced by the DOUBLE 180 degree turn they've now done on Path of Champions as a product. Riot Forge is getting shut down so Riot Games Inc. can go jerk off Saudi Arabia with PR laundering esports events and gag on MBS' veiny, shriveled faucet of oil money, I remember when the LCS tried to get away with promoting NEOM.

Since I cannot repeat it enough: eat shit, Riot CEO Dylan Jadeja, and also Marc Merrill, you incompetent fucking vultures.

Joining the "softboy" army

Tagging @unrepentantcheeseaddict specifically and anyone who wants to join in generally

haiii you can turn this into a chain if you want to idk. rb n let me see ! (or don't, i'm not your ma 😳)

picrew + what genre of fan (mis)interpretation are you?

Never seen/read One Piece, but I love this so much anyways

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

Isreal is trying to force the world to move on from its disproven atrocity propaganda, and we should never allow it to do so.

Keep reminding the world.

Name the lairs.

A link to the Twitter thread

The only Princess Bride remake I will accept

I've slowly been chipping away at drawing scenes from that imaginary Muppet retelling of the Princess Bride, figured it was about time to share what I've drawn on Tumblr!

Stealing this response for the next time some fuckboy slides into my DMs and asks if I'm a girl

Some twat on Instagram tried to "prove a point" by asking if I'm a man or woman.

I'm a fucking menace.

I'm the eye shine in the corner of your room at night. I'm the thing that you feel chasing you up the stairs, my breath tickling the baby hairs on your neck as you flee. I'm what you put on bumper stickers and pass down as an old legend, the thing under the overpass that bites the heads off horny teenagers and tears up all your garbage cans. I am what God failed to drown in the flood.

My gender is whatever freaks you the fuck out the most.