Eat Shit, CEO Dylan Jadeja And Marc Merrill, You Penny-pinching Parasites.

Eat shit, CEO Dylan Jadeja and Marc Merrill, you penny-pinching parasites.

Yes, I've seen this, and yes, it's a fucking clownshoes travesty. Riot CEO Dylan Jadeja and Marc Merrill can both eat a big fat sack of shit, the executive class at that company is staffed by incompetent vultures who will throw five hundred people's lives into turmoil because interest rates aren't zero anymore, but who will never so much as shave the five o' clock shadow on their own compensation packages.

If they gave a single solitary shit about sustainability, they would have built a company that can operate when the interest rates are Anything Other Than Zero. They didn't do that because they don't actually care about that, and these layoffs are ENTIRELY about appeasing shareholders and meeting quarterly growth targets, no matter how pathetically Jadeja may protest that He Would Never.

Legends of Runeterra struggled because Riot catastrophically mismanaged it, as evidenced by the DOUBLE 180 degree turn they've now done on Path of Champions as a product. Riot Forge is getting shut down so Riot Games Inc. can go jerk off Saudi Arabia with PR laundering esports events and gag on MBS' veiny, shriveled faucet of oil money, I remember when the LCS tried to get away with promoting NEOM.

Since I cannot repeat it enough: eat shit, Riot CEO Dylan Jadeja, and also Marc Merrill, you incompetent fucking vultures.

Jumping on the train because I like to insert myself where I don't belong :)

Anyways it's Annabel Lee from the Nevermore webtoon

The embodiment of gay perfection. No this is not a debate. Tagging @yourlocaldragondealer and @unrepentantcheeseaddict

Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!

..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)

@xxgalacticambitionsxx @hatbox-apologist @ghostingyourass79 @kittieshauntedourfantasy @emerald194 @thatonerabbit @comical-icicle

Pretty sure I have at least one OC for each of these (and some for more than one). But if I had to pick one, it'd be:

"I'm secure in my butt," Hye-Su chirped. She even pulled the skirt of her bright yellow sundress taut across her rear, outlining the curve of her butt and part of her thighs. She loved to show off, but only in the privacy of their home. Anywhere else, she'd be the perfect picture of demure innocence and humility.

Su-Ji appreciatively eyed the emphasized butt. Normally she was not one to initiate physical touch... But at this moment, she couldn't resist reaching out, laying a slender hand on the soft, warm curve, and giving it a firm squeeze. "I'm secure in your butt, too."

Okay guys 😂

So my Mom gave me this old notepad where she wrote down all the unhinged shit she and her college friends ended up saying to each other like 20 years ago, and she also gave her permission to post the quotes. All my writeblr buddies, comment which of your characters might say one of these.

"If a laugh could stick it's pinkies out, yours would."

"Hi, I'm an invalid frog."

"Muffineth." (Said like in fake Old English)

"Oh! I wasn't thinking of Hamlet, I was thinking of Spaceballs."

"I'm secure in my butt." "I'm secure in your butt, too."

"So it's all proper and shit."

"Wouldn't it suck if God was a Plumber?"

No pressure tags to @queen-of-the-weenies @lordfenric-writes @kaylinalexanderbooks @morgannotlefay @stesierra

If y'all wanna do this.

Astre Volume 01, a stunning new art magazine that I’m featured in is now up for preorder on Kickstarter. Priced £10 during the campaign🐸✨

It’s 100 pages filled with ART!! Amazing art by wonderful artists. Each copy will be numbered and feature multiple paper types and techniques and finishes, like foil, cut-outs, embossing, add-ons… basically anything you can do with paper that fits in a magazine. The goal is to make the magazine like an art piece itself, that you can proudly hold in your collection🖤

I chose glossy highlights for my illustration, so the “blobs” around the frogs will be printed in gloss UV ;) Also slipped in a few pages of foil illustrations, y’all know I can’t help myself.

This magazine is a celebration of art, and in support of real artists. Much needed in this AI hellscape we’ve been condemned to..!

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Stealing this response for the next time some fuckboy slides into my DMs and asks if I'm a girl

Some twat on Instagram tried to "prove a point" by asking if I'm a man or woman.

I'm a fucking menace.

I'm the eye shine in the corner of your room at night. I'm the thing that you feel chasing you up the stairs, my breath tickling the baby hairs on your neck as you flee. I'm what you put on bumper stickers and pass down as an old legend, the thing under the overpass that bites the heads off horny teenagers and tears up all your garbage cans. I am what God failed to drown in the flood.

My gender is whatever freaks you the fuck out the most.

Should I work on one of my dozen WIP short stories? Nah.

Should I finish the worldbuilding doc for my longer stories? No.

Should I finish inking and coloring the sketchbook full of drawings? Nay.

I should abandon it all and make Disney Princess ballerinas instead.