My Wife Asked My Son Who His Hero Is, And This Child Says IVY!! So Excitedly. Were Raising Him To Respect

My wife asked my son who his hero is, and this child says “IVY!!” so excitedly. We’re raising him to respect strong women AND the environment. I’m so proud, even if my wife is a little worried 😂💕

Getting moved to the main office has been so great, we’re doing an actual POTLUCK??? Like was I told not to touch Janette’s weird green “salad” because last time it made a few people start to grow leaves and speak backwards? Possibly. But everything else looks great and is PROBABLY safe!

A new anti-hero in gotham?

The Gotham police found a dead body a few hours ago inside the GCPD office. It was burned from the head to toe. Doctors are still trying to find out who this man may be.

But the letter that was attached to the man's head by what can be presumed staplers, Explained that the man was a domestic abuser and got what was coming to him.

Is Gotham getting a new version of red hood or shadow weaver? What are your thoughts?

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Update: 2 people ate her appropriately named “Green Goblin Salad,” and yes, they are currently hospitalized. Everyone else had a great time though!

Getting moved to the main office has been so great, we’re doing an actual POTLUCK??? Like was I told not to touch Janette’s weird green “salad” because last time it made a few people start to grow leaves and speak backwards? Possibly. But everything else looks great and is PROBABLY safe!

Shout out to that time Bruce Wayne randomly sent $5000 to every Gothamite because, if I'm remembering correctly, he saw a child without shoes and got sad. I still remember my girlfriend at the time just openly sobbing because she could finally move out of her horrible apartment and get a better job without having to worry about going hungry. I don't know how he got it to all the unhoused folks we've got (Noah, my current neighbor and unhoused at the time, says Batgirl just threw it in his lap and left), or where he scraped up (does the math) 360 MILLION DOLLARS but he's done more good in the last three months than Lex Luthor will ever do in his god-forsaken life.

Bruce Wayne isn’t just Batman’s sugar daddy, he’s Gotham’s sugar daddy

There’s a lot of wonky stuff happening, even by Gotham standards. New rogue?

Anyone know why the power is out on this surprisingly clear and unstormy night? The hospital went dark an hour ago and that's... not supposed to happen.