Nothing Can Ever Beat The Fantastic Cast Of Characters That The Clone Wars Introduced Into The Star Wars

nothing can ever beat the fantastic cast of characters that the clone wars introduced into the star wars canon. like, 

savage opress (tragic, depressing story, all-around scary dude), hondo ohnaka (fun, always a wild time), cad bane (nefarious, sinister, western-style bad guy) SATINE KRYZE (badass pacifist, shows us more about obi-wans character, also quite tragic), ASAJJ VENTRESS!!! (badass bad bitch, honestly one of the best and most underrated character arcs in all of star wars and its only bcuz there r so many OTHER amazing character arcs in this show which leads us too…) AHSOKA FUCKING TANO (its fucking ahsoka tano)

like come ON, YALL that CAST. you literally cannot beat that. 

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Afraid to walk the streets at night with all your doors locked tight

Eternally bored

The mighty hurricane

The god of a brave new world

Ready (set, go go)

Looking for patterns on a screen

Connecting bits of data

Smashing laws to smithereens

Smart enough, so it appears, to win this stupid game

Honor bound to serve your family

Cheating death with every breath

Living on borrowed time

Sitting down and pouring tea

Like a software program stuck inside an endless loop

This has me shook

On a scale from Ikari Shinji to Steven Universe, how well did you adjust to your unavoidable duty to save the world and actually the entire universe from a hostile alien apocalypse through horrific trauma and self-sacrifice because you were thrust into the role of a savior alongside creepy biological hybrid powers you inherited from your deceased mother as a literal young teenage boy, with nothing to help you cope except for the connections you made with other people? And at the end of your story, when all of your friends surrounded you and clapped for you, was it a scarring delusional moment of physical, psychological and emotional breakdown or was it the grand finale of a Broadway-style song and dance sequence?

I feel like this is the death god equivalent of “ oh boy I need a stiff drink if I’m gonna tell you that story”

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