My Mum: I'm Gonna Leave The Recipe Here So In Case I Die Before I Make The Cookies, You Can.

my mum: I'm gonna leave the recipe here so in case I die before I make the cookies, you can.

me:

mum:

me: I doubt that if you die, my first thought is gonna be "oh, gotta go to the store to get ingredients for cookies"

who allowed Aaravos to look A N D sound like that

this isn't fair

MY preferred aesthetic?? Listening to gay anime OPs while working on a cyberpunk based project

so I've been playing among us, ive been playing a lot today

and one of the last games I played I found hilarious.

I killed someone in front of Orange but they didn't see me or the body apparently, and Purple ended up reporting it.

Purple then said that I was the imposter; no evidence, they just said that I was.

After that meeting, i shut down the reactor, and as we're all going to fix it, I kill someone in the room with the reactor....in front of about three people...including purple.

But here's where the greatest thing happens. I was right next to purple, so much so that you couldn't tell who was who. So when they insisted that I was the imposter, no one believed them, and then we voted them out.

The game ends and the imposters win.

Next game and im waiting for it to begin with the other imposter and Purple from the last game. So I go in chat and strike up a conversation with the two of them.

Later in that same game, Purple says that Black is the imposter, and because they were right last game, I decide to trust them. And they were right, Black was the imposter and we won.

I would put this in tags but they don't like to work for me so...

"Dont blame yourself now"

your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?

what a mood

I have but one question...

WHAT WAS DEXTER'S DESTINY???