I Present To You The Most Affective, Malicious, And Devious Way To Make Someone Laugh... Looking Them

I present to you the most affective, malicious, and devious way to make someone laugh... Looking them in the eye and telling them not to laugh while keeping eye contact.

Genius! It works! :D

"Smile For Me, Grumpy."

Do I have to say it?

Hello, my lovely people! (Especially @wigglytickly) I challenge you! Think of the most putrid, vile, inhumane device used to make people laugh. Make it the most terrifying thing with featherdusters you've ever seen! Draw it and @ me. No sexual things though. :) https://t.co/LWGs5bDxCq

L O O K Y .

Hello people!!

@sunnquy-lavendrr and I ( @b0uncy-ball ) are currently working on a fan comic! Pages will be posted on this blog!

The series centers around Shadow’s adventures and shenanigans with the classic crew (Sonic, Rosy, Tails, Knuckes, Robotnick & Metal Sonic) while he is trying to retrieve a strange item for GUN.

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.