Villainy - Tumblr Posts

I love it so much when cartoon villains are like, "horrid greetings, your vile wretchedness," or "foul morning," "disgusting evening," "wicked nightmares," "sleep abominably, and bite the bed-bugs back" instead of normal salutations

I present to you the most affective, malicious, and devious way to make someone laugh... Looking them in the eye and telling them not to laugh while keeping eye contact.

Genius! It works! :D

pretending I don't care about becoming a vampire so that it happens faster

She kissed him with blood covered lips.

“Happy Valentine’s Day, love.”

He smiled, wolf sharp teeth against her mouth.

“Happy Valentine’s day.”

Behind them, the city bled.