This Fits In Beautifully With My Headcanon Of Ravio Becoming An Ambassador For Lorule So He Has An Excuse

This fits in beautifully with my headcanon of Ravio becoming an ambassador for Lorule so he has an excuse to fuck around in Hyrule whenever he wants so yes, I accept, please give me more-

Ok but what if ravio has survived like multiple assassination attempts

Okay so one of my major fandoms has gotten pretty controversial since the main canon finished up, lots of people involved have done or at least been accused of some not so great things. And a lot of people left the fandom because of it which, you know, understandable.

The thing is, on Ao3 there are, depending on who is included in the fic, several periods of time from which I cannot read completed multi-chapter fics anymore because I’ll get really invested in a story and reach the last chapter and they’ll say “I heard about the drama and I’m not finishing this fic anymore. Sorry!” And like, I get it, but please, pretty please, tell me beforehand. They don’t put the Abandonded/Discontinued tag, they don’t leave it incomplete, they tag it as finished and then I stumble across it and get my heart broke.

I appreciate every author on that site, and I understand that they might not feel comfortable writing anymore, but misrepresenting your fic pisses me off. I know lots of people are okay with reading incomplete fics, they can accept that, but I’m not one of those people. There is nothing that hurts me worse than finding out that I will never get closure, and that includes in my fandoms. Don’t mislead me into thinking that there will be a conclusion and then rip the floor out from under me, you feel?

It hasn’t even been ten days and my beloved (Ao3) has been called back to the front lines. I await your return and yearn for your safety, please come back. I need to have the strength to go to class tomorrow.

NEVERMIND SHE’S BACK SHE JUST WENT FOR A GROCERY RUN APPARENTLY

For all my Fairy!Hyrule lovers who also appreciate a bit of angst, may I remind you:

Faefolk hate the color red as it reminds them of iron filled blood, including red berries. Mayhaps they hurt to eat just like iron hurts to touch?

You can break fae magic by turning your clothing inside out. I’ve seen this shown as the fae being unable to see you, or in some cases unable to perceive your presence at all

Several plants are thought to repel fae, such as boxwood or rowan, but you could really use any plant for this purpose. I see daisies used a lot.

Fae can’t lie, only dance around the topic. Can Rulie?

As mentioned, iron hurts fae. You know what most armor contains at least a little of?

Dancing with a fae often leaves you trapped dancing forever until you die of exhaustion or your magical captor frees you. Rulie doesn’t have much experience with his fae powers, or with dancing. Would he know how?

Pretty please, run wild. Give me more full-fae Rulie, and give me consequences for that

Ravio listens to “Material Girl” by Madonna while he cleans the house and will dust on beat as he mouths along to the lyrics and you can pry this headcanon out of mY COLD DEAD HANDS-

Also Legend teases him about it but finds it incredibly endearing <3

In the face of Ao3 being down for a while I have started playing through Undertale again, as is my ritual every few months, and fuck why is this game so incredible

Fun Fact, when I was in middle school one of my friends loved sharing Google Docs around our friend group and we would all pile on to them to play characters she created or add our own OCs to the mix. One of them was a version of Undertale with our friend group playing the different characters and I got to be Alphys. That was one of the high points of my life and that document continues to be my pride and joy to this day.