I Completely Forgot, But Ive Got Pride Knights Cards! They Arrived In December And Took 3 Months To Get

I completely forgot, but I’ve got Pride Knights Cards! They arrived in December and took 3 months to get here, but I got them!

I love the stuff where it’s like Norman Osborn or Dr Connors being frozen meeting Peter because they knew his dad and he’s the spitting image of him

I think an au where Peter doesn’t meet Dr Connors till after he gets his phd is better cause then the first time he meets him, he says “Hello, I’m Dr. Parker”

Felix really gets into the thievery thing the minute Marinette gives them a longer ethical leash on the matter

bonus: you just heard the two feral students in class who you’re reasonably certain are going to be the people that kill a local terrorist start flirting in feralnese

I had a fun thought that could be used as a cool comeback or something.

“The only thing I’m failing at is finding words that properly express how much I don’t care.”

-Recording begins-

Spider-Man: Hi folks! I’d like to give a PSA to my usual villains, and anyone else with ideas for the next two months.

Spider-Man: *holds up a brick sized lump of metal* See this? It’s titanium!

Spider-Man: *starts flattening it out and shaping it*

Spider-Man: See, we all know that I’m crazy strong, but I never wanna really hurt anybody right? Right. While that hasn’t changed, something very important does right around this time of year.

Spider-Man: *pulls off a glove and pulls a chunk into a long stem with his nails carving lines for added texture*

Spider-Man: See, this is what we like to call exam season. Anybody who knows anything about college can tell you that it drives people up the wall, and I already climb mine when I’m antsy.

Spider-Man: *starts winding the thin sheet around the stem, delicately crimping petals in place*

Spider-Man: I do wanna be clear that this isn’t a threat, okay? I’m still not interested in crossing the line, which brings me to my point.

Spider-Man: *throws the titanium rose at the brick wall behind him, stem first, and embeds it all the way through*

Spider-Man: /That/ was restrained because I could focus enough to have full control. If I’m extremely tired or otherwise distracted, there’s just as much risk of me slipping up as someone operating heavy machinery. I’m probably not going to remember what sleep is for two whole months, so remember!

Spider-Man: *pulls out a brick and snaps it like a cookie*

Peter fucking Parker: Don’t.

Shang Qinghua is just a bit extra I guess