I Am Laughing So Hard Oh My God Clickhole

I am laughing so hard oh my god clickhole

Aziraphale has a snake habitat lil setup in his bookshop but it's frequently empty and his customers are frequently 1) confused and 2) worried there's a snake loose in the shop.

Crowley is minding the shop for a moment and a customer asks him where the snake went. Crowley says, "Oh, he likes to get up and walk around sometimes." This helps nothing.

I endlessly admire fic authors who have betas and write chapters and chapters ahead of what they post because you best believe my needy ass is slapping just-finished, mildly edited and typo-laden fics onto AO3 the moment they’re done so I can get that sweet sweet validation

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This is freaking adorable! I would love to see this. 

Sanders Sides Next Side Theory/Headcanon

The next side to be revealed is Orange. He represents Depression. He’s Virgil’s older twin brother.

He wears a really big pullover hoodie and baggy sweatpants and socks, not even shoes because he doesn’t care.

His dark side face feature thing (since we’ve all noticed at this point that all dark sides introduced have something on their face) is black lipstick and it’s literally the only thing he routinely upkeeps.

He shows up for a second during a video where Virgil has been summoned but didn’t have time to grab his hoodie. Orange hands Virgil his hoodie that he forgot and just leaves without a word.

The first reaction to him is just Virgil sighing loudly and pinching his nose as he puts his hoodie back on. Virgil tells the others “sorry, that’s just my brother, I forgot this and he knows I need it”. The sides all just take a minute to fully accept that quietly before slowly picking back up on the conversation.

Once they pick the conversation back up, Orange is back to bother Virgil again by sitting on the steps behind him with yarn and is just there knitting for the entire discussion.

During the end card he holds up three scarves with the light sides’ logos and color schemes on them and Orange says “hey, guys, I made you scarves too!” all excited and adorable. The light sides accept them and now own scarves gifted to them by a dark side.

Orange is just morally grey, really tired all the time, and doesn’t express emotions well.

I just wanna take a vote, how many fanfic authors would actually enjoy someone live blogging their fics?