At The Todoroki Family Group Chat

At the Todoroki family group chat

Natsuo: time for our weekly how did you dissapoint father tournament, currently at the lead is Touya who is somehow still missing.

Natsuo : as this is Valentine's day, I wanted to do it more.... Thematic this year about romance. Sorry Shouto, the family baby and single in V day.

Natsuo: I'll go first, my girlfriend is quirkless.

Touya: I'm gay. And dating a hero dad would hate.

Natsuo : that's a wide range.

Touya : ik.

Fyumi : i was gonna say the same but I'm also a furry i guess.

Touya : miruko?

Fyumi: yup.

Touya : in that case I will step up to fucking a chicken.

Shouto : I'm like..... Seventy percent sure you're the villain Dabi.

Shouto : also fuck you natsuo not only am i dating someone I also have you all beat.

Fyumi : how?

Touya : how do you beat fucking a chicken?

Shouto : *image attached* this is Izuku Midoriya he looks like an elf but can and has the will to punt dad through the stratosphere. And is All Might's legacy /protege/ secret son.

Touya : holy shit

Fyumi : impressive

Natsuo : and with that Shouto is in the lead followed by Touya and and Fyumi in a tie. I'm in the last position i guess

Imagine if you will, little Eri, in middle school gets bullied, for her horn or maybe cause she doesn't know everything the others does or just cause kids are cruel.

And one day, during dinner, she accidentally mentioned it. Like, "x always says no one would care about me, but I know that's not true, and I love you alot! ^_^"

Que the next day Aizawa goes to pick her up. The next day it's Hizashi, then its Shinsou and then Mirio, and then Izuku... You get the point.

So for an entire month Eri gets picked up from school by a different hero everyday. And all of them stare the bully down before walking away.

Kamino ward incident really fucked Bakugo up huh?

I mean he named himself Dyin-A-Might

Inko Midoriya has a serious case of BBD.

Also known as Bad Bitch Disease.

Jirou's Mom looks kinda like Momo. This, along with Momo's position as class mom proves that Jirou has a mommy kink. There, i said it.

Izuku Midoriya gets hit with a de-ageing quirk. They know it's gonna wear off so they don't worry about it. All might is overjoyed. (My cute little son!)

But this is Izuku Midoriya six year old, came to terms he'll have to fight quirkless and thus follows Aizawa around like a whole ass duckling.

Aizawa loves how adorable Baby Problem Child is.

Nedzu keeps a screenshot of yagi's face in the security footage every time they see each other and Aizawa gives the smug ass, 'my son now' look. All might repeatedly considers violence