Aizawa's Hellions - Tumblr Posts
Imagine if you will, little Eri, in middle school gets bullied, for her horn or maybe cause she doesn't know everything the others does or just cause kids are cruel.
And one day, during dinner, she accidentally mentioned it. Like, "x always says no one would care about me, but I know that's not true, and I love you alot! ^_^"
Que the next day Aizawa goes to pick her up. The next day it's Hizashi, then its Shinsou and then Mirio, and then Izuku... You get the point.
So for an entire month Eri gets picked up from school by a different hero everyday. And all of them stare the bully down before walking away.
There isn't enough fics on the rest of the school being scared of Aizawa and his hell class I think. Like yeah, sure they're friendly and nice, but like... They're also insane.
I wanna hear what rumours run amock about them that are only half true?
How there's at least two different cults with two 1a students as the chosen gods.
The school is scared of 1A and their teacher who just??? Lets their bullshit go on?
(he does not, but man has given up at this point and only intervines when it's a life threatening situation )
Some dumbass with a flashy quirk, (with an up bringing like Bakugo but only without the Midoriya) didn't get into hero course and got in Gen ed and is mad about it.
So, said dumbass chooses someone with a weak looking quirk to bully. (I'm thinking Hagakure ) and like "if you leave this school I can get in the hero course"
Given that Aizawa acts like an actual father cat, dumbass assumes he hates the student with "weak" quirk like previous teachers and doesn't care if anything happens to 1a students.
He cares.
A lot.
He takes the kid to Nedzu and then turns a blind eye when his children tear him to shreds.
Dumbass: oh my god you're a teacher you have to help me
Aizawa : i do not see.
And dumbass gets put in his place. (Andmaybebakugolearnssomethingfromthisidk)
Present mic : *trying to encourage students* break a leg little listeners!
Aizawa : *running after his class* not literally. NOT LITERALLY!!!
Aizawa : due to concerns being raised by parents about boy and girls being in the dorms, no students will be allowed to go in the dorms of the opposite gender.
Mineta : *falling to his knees* nooooooooo
The rest of class 1 (gay)A : oh no..... What a calamity.
Aizawa: *Checking his kids over before they head over to their work study*
Aizawa : And for the length of this excercise you all will be on your best behavior
Students : Of course sensei.
Aizawa : *to the mentors* for the length of this excercise, these kids are your heart attacks.
Nighteye : Don't you mean headac-
Aizawa: Your. Heart. Attacks
Aizawa : Any student of mine have to be top of the line, disciplined and punctual.
Class 1a : *being crackheads*
Aizawa : they're my children forever now back off
Vigilante AU:
Aizawa : You're a vigilante
Izuku : Actually im not technically
Aizawa : how??
Izuku : well Vigilantism is if you use your quirk in public without a license to accomplish a certain goal, but I don't have a quirk so technically i cant be a vigilante
Aizawa : you don't have a WHAT???!
Sero : *holding back Bakugo*
Kaminari : * struggling against Kirishima* you should let him go man
Kirishima : Bros no! I know the dude is deplorable but we can't risk our hero licences.
Aizawa : what are you guys doing?
Mina : Kiri and Sero are trying to to stop Kami and Baku from killing a dude.
Aizawa : what happened?
Bakugo : the fucker killed a kitten
Sero : help us stop them Sensei!
Aizawa: ..........
Aizawa : ask someone from Midoriya's friend group for help they probably got away with murder at some point.
Imagine, some idiot being stupid enough to insult Aizawa in front of 1A. Like they only know Aizawa and with the way he acts thinks he hates his class and vice versa.
So dumbass doesn't care that the class heard him insulting their dad, but oh boy should he have.
By the next morning dumbass is crying and begging Aizawa to forgive him because he can't go home to another cheese message or slip on ice or find something exploded or find everything embarrassing he ever did somehow all over the internet
AU where you're born with one thing written on your wrist that everyone assumes about you, but is untrue. You may think this is an angst prompt about quirked and quirkless but I want you to imagine Izuku being born with All Might's Son on his wrist.
(Aizawa, 5 year old : mom why do I have 'father of 20' written on my wrist?
Aizawa, 35 year old : I don't have 20 kids, I have 21)
*Pro Hero Shouto at an award ceremony*
Shouto : I have to thank my dad, without who I could never be a proper hero, who trained me to be the best I can, and is generally the best father ever.
Shouto : So, thank you Eraserhead.
*distant endeavor screaming*
Any other student in UA : Aizawa sensei is a cryptid that will eat you in your sleep. One time someone sneezed in his class and he expelled the entire class. If you ever have his as a sub that would be the closest to death you'll ever get until you actually die.
His Hellions : DAD! Kaminari blew up all the lights again and we made the substitute teacher cry. Also there's a ice castle behind our dorms because Todoroki saw Frozen. And here's the list of furniture that got destroyed in the latest deku vs bakugo fight and the floors has acid damage again. Love ya!
Any of Aizawa's previous students meeting class 1a. Just one of them who have been through Aizawa's tough love without realizing what it is and when 1a is jusg out here calling the man Dad to his face and their general chaos and going "????"
Fire in 1b dorm :
Tetsutetsu : oh my god why is there a fire?!
Kendou : *grabbing the extinguisher quickly*
Monoma : *hand fanning the flames to make it go away*
Fire in 1a dorms :
*fire alarm*
Iida : *deep sigh* which one of them is it this time?
Momo: *not even looking up from her book* I don't know, Ashido was due for one this week.
Pro hero Deku is in the hospital. The sidekick who was with him on the fight was mostly reduced to the sidelines and feels very very guilty so they go to check up on him.
When they get therr they peek into the room and see someone with him.
Imagine this newbie's surprise when they see a Wholeass hobo looking man, clutching at a sleeping bag giving the No. 1 hero the dressing down of his life.
The most surprising part is Deku is just taking it? Looking like a kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar?
From behind them they hear Pro hero Shouto, "Oh you're here to see him?" And then looks into the room and sighs, relieved, "oh good Dad's already here."
And the poor sidekick's internally going "??????? That's not endeavor though?"
Nedzu : Alright, thank you Vlad. Aizawa, please introduce your students.
Aizawa : All right, *cracks knuckles*
Iida : oh boy.
Aizawa : The mother
Momo: I-
Aizawa : The father who commited a fellony.
Iida : *sigh*
Aizawa : Anger issues
Bakugo : Fuck your too.
Aizawa : Daddy issues
Shouto : Fair enough
Aizawa : Self sacrifice bisexual
Deku : I-
Aizawa : Dumbass bisexual
Kaminari: Called out
Aizawa : Dumbass pansexual, this time with acid.
Ashido : Here!
Aizawa : Space bi with a frog obsession.
Uraraka : Sensei please-
Aizawa : The actual frog
Asui : Kero
Aizawa : The Karate kid
Ojiro : Ok i guess
Aizawa : Gossip handler
Hagakure : That's me!
Aizawa : Gossip handler but sparkly.
Ayoma: Oui
Aizawa : The step mother who married the mother.
Jirou : *thumbs up*
Aizawa : The high one
Sero : Sir I-
Aizawa : The diabetes risk
Satou : Fair
Aizawa : The actually pure one
Kouda : (◕ᴗ◕✿)
Aizawa : The rock.
Kirishima : That's me!
Aizawa : The emo one
Tokoyami : What a mad banquet of darkness.
Aizawa : The one who wanted the hero name octopussy but refrained.
Shouji : ....
Aizawa : The honourary member, me but purple.
Shinsou : Sup.
Aizawa : Last and the least, the mistake.
Mineta : .......
Vlad : Aizawa, did you add a new rule to the dorms?
Aizawa : Yeah, no eating after 12 am.
Vlad : what not even snacks?
Aizawa : It's only for 1a dorm don't worry.
Vlad : Why though?
Aizawa : Have you ever seen the movie Gremlins?