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That is their wedding vows your honor
Hawks: I'd use my dying breath to curse your name.
Dabi: As long as your heart beats, I won't know peace.
Hawks: let's see who lives longer
Dabi: I've never heard 'till death do we part' sound so romantic
At the Todoroki family group chat
Natsuo: time for our weekly how did you dissapoint father tournament, currently at the lead is Touya who is somehow still missing.
Natsuo : as this is Valentine's day, I wanted to do it more.... Thematic this year about romance. Sorry Shouto, the family baby and single in V day.
Natsuo: I'll go first, my girlfriend is quirkless.
Touya: I'm gay. And dating a hero dad would hate.
Natsuo : that's a wide range.
Touya : ik.
Fyumi : i was gonna say the same but I'm also a furry i guess.
Touya : miruko?
Fyumi: yup.
Touya : in that case I will step up to fucking a chicken.
Shouto : I'm like..... Seventy percent sure you're the villain Dabi.
Shouto : also fuck you natsuo not only am i dating someone I also have you all beat.
Fyumi : how?
Touya : how do you beat fucking a chicken?
Shouto : *image attached* this is Izuku Midoriya he looks like an elf but can and has the will to punt dad through the stratosphere. And is All Might's legacy /protege/ secret son.
Touya : holy shit
Fyumi : impressive
Natsuo : and with that Shouto is in the lead followed by Touya and and Fyumi in a tie. I'm in the last position i guess
Dabi looking at Hawks eating chicken wings : *squinting*
Shouto seeing Izuku eat a cinnamon roll : *squinting*
Both staring at Miruko : Are you gonna order the rabbit stew?
Miruko : wtf no I am a rabbit
Dumbasses : so Todoroki S/O's can avoid cannibalism????
HC : Hawks, we need you to spy on the LOV. Possibly using this person as an in
HC : *slides pic of Dabi*
Hawks : ooh Honeypot mission!
HC : No! That's not what we-
Hawks : shhh I've got it, I'll seduce that bad boy so hard.
Hawks : *sees dabi*
Hawks : possibly depressed villain with daddy issues?
Hawks :
Hawks : Hey there
Natsuo x Shigaraki au :
Dabi : Dear diary, brother is a pre med and is very smart.
Dabi : Brother is also dating shigaraki and is therefore also very stupid.
Dabi : Dumb may be genetic. (See: hawks and I) Will do more research.
Dabi: Results : dumb comes from endeavor. Smart comes from mother. Females are somehow exempt from this gene.