DPXDC Scandal Family

DPXDC Scandal Family

We all know about Brucie Wayne and his endless supply of poorly adjusted children, but a new billionaire family is taking the tabloids by storm- The Masters Brood.

Entrepreneurial billionaire and super fan of the Green Bay Packers, Vlad Masters recently adopted the children of his late college classmates, Madelyn and Jack Fenton in the wake of their tragic deaths. Two daughters and two sons, the oldest named Jasmine and the other three oddly named Dan, Danny and Danielle- the children have caused multiple scenes in public, from brawling with each other to harassing their adoptive father in public.

Masters himself only seems all too amused with the antics and often participates in the more harmless acts of tomfoolery like sneaking stickers onto the back of guests' heads and making light work of refreshment tables.

In the face of this new found family, will Brucie Wayne and his children be able to maintain their title as America's weirdest billionaires, or will that status be swept out from beneath them?

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Looking grimly at the screen of his laptop, Dick Grayson considers his options. "Looks like we're really going to have to step up our game- hey Jason! How do you feel about coming back to legal life?"

It is really funny getting a notification and on it says 'pisskat vantas' and then going there you get a number keyboard smash of a name plus a single u

i just really love bladder bulges

i love when people are holding so much pee inside of them that their bladders are so full they bulge out and theyre so firm and it hurts for them to walk and they cant move without squirming or cupping their hands tightly around the crotch to stop pee leaking out

and i love it when people tease the victim by poking and prodding their bursting bladder hnnnngg

*continues sipping smoothie*

The world that Dan killed didn't go quietly. It invested everything it could into finding out how to escape. When that didn't work, they did the next best thing. They sent out a warning to other Worlds.

The WatchTower was having a rather normal day, all things considered. A few vague threats from aliens, sorting through emails meant for the Justice League; boring stuff.

Then a rip in reality appears just twenty feet from it, and from that rip a small, metal container shoots out.

Then it closes.

Superman grabs it, Batman runs tests to make sure it's safe, and Wonder Woman, wearing a gas mask, opens it.

Inside is a hologram.

The person on that hologram warns the Justice League to never trust the villain called Phantom. That Phantom had started out smalltime and would turn into a villain capable of leveling the world.

That Phantom's civilian identity was Daniel Fenton.

That the Justice League should do the Right Thing and put Fenton down before he could grow up into such a dangerous villain.

Naturally, the Justice League is very against doing that, and moreso when they look up Daniel Fenton and realize he's just some fifteen year old kid.

But like.

That hologram; it'd come with a drive full of pictures and videos of what his evil self was able to do. What he'd be able to do, once he grew into himself.

They don't know whether to wrap him in bubble wrap or keep an eye on him like he's already a villain, but they need to decide fast.

Because from how the hologram made it sound, from how the data it sent confirms, Phantom only needs a day to kill thousands even at his weakest.

DOES IT NOT WORK ANTMORE FUCO

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

KILL

KILL

KILL

Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:

Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)

Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)

Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.

But in Japanese it scans as:

Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)

Psycho (short for psychic)

Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.