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"!!!" Noise! Quirk is haunted!
Waaaait a second. Oh? My god? You know what would be HILARIOUS?
If Danny was sent on basicly "no, you are still Baby. You can't be King until you're old enough" type Royal Training missions by his Regent Council. Such as? Checking in on Ghosts that, for various Reality Specific Reasons, can't leave their posts and join the Zone yet.
Health and Wellness check, mother duckers.
You know! Like those various Ghosts over in the Haunted McGuffin department! Like? Is YOUR inherited sword or ring or, say, Quirk? Filled with the souls of your predecessors? Yep! That's their royal department! They're with the census and Aid offices.
.........they get lonely.
Why the FUCK does no one remember they exsist? Is it their office's location?
......they bet its the location.
(No, it's because no body wants to file paperwork once they're dead.)
Still! He's sent to be The Intern. Is BELOVED. Finally! People are TAKING THEM SERIOUSLY!!! Oh He's just the BEST! And he... yeeeeah, he's taking the fact he grabbed their department out of a hat? Too the VOID.
Absolutely, boss. This department? Suuuuper important. Very serious.
Please stop crying.
So now he's here! With his uncomfortable uniform, clip on bow tie, and clip board. Trying to interview these guys who are NOT being helpful. All they're shouting is "who are you?" And "how did you get in here?!" And Quirk something or other... Look, buddy(s)! He has places to BE!
Answer the questions!
But they won't! Because Some Dude? Just showed up inside One For All. With a clipboard. He's hanging out in Izuku's subconscious. Keeps STICKING HIS WHOLE ASS HEAD out of Izuku's chest like a chest-burster to try and interview HIM too. Pull Yagi into it.
Like?? Get out of there!!!
No >:/ answer my damn questions!
@hdgnj @babbling-babull @lolottes @mutable-manifestation @nerdpoe @spidori
through a series of unfortunate (drunk) events last night my art ended up in the hands of the dunkin’ donuts CEO. btw
I'll call my dad
The justice league was in disaray. They had failed to stop the summoning, and already the demon was stepping out of the portal. The last standing heros didn't have the manpower to stop a whole thrall army and the magic users certainly hadn't the power to deal with the demon himself. They needed a plan, or a miracle, or the earth was doomed.
Suddenly, Constantine braced himself, and strode right to the beast.
"Don't step further, or I'll have to call my dad."
The heros were baffled. The demon too.
"Your... dad ?"
"That's right," he was sweating bullets but he continued "I'm John Constantine and Phantom is my dad. He cares a lot about Earth. He will not take kindly your little invading stunt."
"Who is Phantom ?" wispered Flash to Zatana.
"I don't know."
The league didn't know if he was bluffing or not. Zatana had recently heard rumors about Constantine's father, but it was all vague, shrouded in secrecy.
The surprised past, the demon laught.
"Alright," he mocked, "Let see what your 'dad' think of that."
Constantine took a deep breath and reluctantly put out a piece of paper form his inner pocket. As he put it in fire with a spell, the cave they were in was breifly plunged in freezing cold and supernatural darkness. A thunderous ice crack resoned, that they could feel in their chest as much as they heard. The shadows sleethed into the form of a titanesque being, and suddenly big, bright, lazarus green eyes opened. And they didn't look happy.
"John."
He gulped.
"Hi dad."
"It's a school night."
"I know," the magician cringed, "I swear I have a good reason."
Now the being looked downright pissed.
"Damn, I would hope so ! Do you have any idea what time it is ?"
"He wants to destroy the Earth !" defended Constantine almost petulantly, waving at the confused demon.
The green eyes looked at the demonic being, then the leaguers in various states of injuries, then the demon again. The demon didn't seem like he wanted to be here anymore. He was proved right when he received a monstruous fist in the face.
The entity grabbed him by an ankle, threw him back to hell, then slammed the portal shut as if it was a door. Constantine visibly relaxed.
"Thanks a lot."
"Don't mention it," grumbled the being. "Anything else you need ?"
"No. And I'm really sorry, I know it's late."
"Just don't make it an habit. See you on sunday."
And just like that, he was gone. Wally had to sit down.
"What the fuck."
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Hi everyone ! I was reminded of that post a while ago where Danny inherited of Connie's soul and decided it counts as adoption (can't find it now) and this is what came to my brain.
some of you really aren’t gonna like this, but a creator’s wishes should never dictate what fan content is produced for a piece of media.
in the past, authors like anne rice have tried to limit the production of fanfiction. but at least rice was honest - she thought this infringed on her copywrite. back in the day, this was considered a valid argument to not create any fanfiction at all for her works.
do you understand what i’m saying? while you may sound valiant for placing a creator’s “discomfort” above the fan’s natural proclivities in fandom, really you’re just continuing to advocate for censorship in fan spaces.
and for anyone who is a creator, or who wants to become one - get comfortable with the rules of the internet. there will be erotic content made of your characters, there will be weird AUs made with your characters. there will be strange pairings and headcanons, no matter if you interact religiously with the fans or not. you cannot stop people from connecting with and wanting to be creative with your characters.
it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.
i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.
so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”
And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”
I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”
And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware
Sometimes I insert foreshadowing into my AUs and don't say anything to see if you catch it, and when you don't it's great because I can make a post like this one and watch you all lose your fucking minds.
just one more reboot boys. one more crisis will fix it i promise please just ONE more reboot
Feels good to draw something stupid again
So I need some help,
Where in the sentence;
"You should be able to walk to the grocery store"
does it imply that I want to take away your car
Thank you for your contribution
chillin on a Saturday night
DOES IT NOT WORK ANTMORE FUCO
Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.
@jedipirateking
The last one though
Okay so hear me out:
Joker kidnaps Danny, traditional tv setup to show the hostage
But Danny doesn’t show up on camera
The chair just looks empty
Everyone watching is confused; did. Did the hostage escape? Did the Joker just not notice? Was there even a hostage at all?
Joker’s not looking at the chair, he’s a talkshow host, very happy monologuing to camera and occasionally snapping back at some smartass remark no one else can hear
Now, the bats have to go stop him anyway
He’s up to his usual bullshit, and even if he doesn’t have a direct hostage to hurt, Joker becoming more unstable is bad for everyone
It’s just… so strange. The Joker loves a monologue but he keeps cutting himself off, it makes no sense.
Danny, meanwhile, is mostly behaving himself because it really is just funnier if the Joker doesn’t notice he’s threatening someone who no one else thinks is there, but there are limits
And not making clown jokes is one of them
THIS
DPXDC Scandal Family
We all know about Brucie Wayne and his endless supply of poorly adjusted children, but a new billionaire family is taking the tabloids by storm- The Masters Brood.
Entrepreneurial billionaire and super fan of the Green Bay Packers, Vlad Masters recently adopted the children of his late college classmates, Madelyn and Jack Fenton in the wake of their tragic deaths. Two daughters and two sons, the oldest named Jasmine and the other three oddly named Dan, Danny and Danielle- the children have caused multiple scenes in public, from brawling with each other to harassing their adoptive father in public.
Masters himself only seems all too amused with the antics and often participates in the more harmless acts of tomfoolery like sneaking stickers onto the back of guests' heads and making light work of refreshment tables.
In the face of this new found family, will Brucie Wayne and his children be able to maintain their title as America's weirdest billionaires, or will that status be swept out from beneath them?
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Looking grimly at the screen of his laptop, Dick Grayson considers his options. "Looks like we're really going to have to step up our game- hey Jason! How do you feel about coming back to legal life?"
are you ever like. i’m not the right Me right now to hang out with people. wait until the better guy shows up lol this one kind of sucks