Back Row: Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Paul Bettany, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, And Mark Ruffalo

Back Row: Aaron Taylor-Johnson,  Paul Bettany, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, and Mark Ruffalo

Middle: Robert Downey Jr

Front Row: Elizabeth Olsen, Cobie Smulders, Jeremy Renner, James Spader and Samuel L. Jackson

There's so many plot holes in the Cinnamon Crunch Toast ads and I hate it

I just said, "Doth mother know you buyeth her grapes," and it took me a second to realize that that's not right.

I haven't been able to say that the weather reflects my mood in a long time since it hasn't been rAINGING DOWN HELLFIRE, BULLETS, AND UNCOOKED CHICKEN STRI I II IP S!!!!!! *eagles drag screws down blackboard the length of the highway to hell that is my attention span*

You guys ever... cry? You do? Okay, thanks.

I saw a post a long time ago about tropical vampires that drink coconut water (because it can be used instead of blood in an emergency transplant) and that got me thinking about what would happen in blood drinking vampires met these tropical vampires. Would they immediately switch to coconut because they've been looking for an alternative for centuries, would they ridicule the tropical vampires, would they not care, would the tropical vampires be considered vegan? If so, what's a vegetarian vampire? One that goes to the Red Cross and asks for a blood bag to drink instead of going straight for a human? And would vampires, if given the choice at this blood bank, be given the choice of what type they drink? Is iT LIKE A CAFE?! DOES O- TASTE BETTER AND IS MORE EXPENSIV?!? But back to tropical vampires, are there "traditional vampires" who claim that drinking coconut water is weird and wrong? Are there hippy vampires that only drink coconut water, only live in their bat form, etc. And if a vampire only lived in their bat form, would they be considered a naturalist vampire or a furry? I have so many questions.... can a vampire please answer?