Most self-depricative god, a glutton with terrible object permanence, an idealist with the attention span of a dead snail, a walking juxtoposition.
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I'm off to go shove all my friends and family members into a hunger games simulator and I WILL be forcing them to make a live action parody of the results :)
If Man in a Hurry wrote a "slowburn" romance novel, it'd just say, "They met, they fucked, they married." and he'd think it was the most frivolous, expansive story
part several of "cross-overs Raptor's sleepy brain came up with" just dropped in a convo with my partner
"EAT TRASH, BEAT TRASH, GO NIGHTHAWKS!!!"
confession: I just didn't go to sleep, I got dressed and drove back early. it went great, I performed Nerdy Prudes in the car, watched the sun rise, I learned pull into my driveway halfway through Ruth's song, and I have lost my voice for the first time in my life :D
I should be sleeping. However, instead of sleeping, I made a document of captions for a TCB sketch called Password LIVE. No one asked me to. There was no need to do this. I could be diagnosed Just from this.
Well. Good night!
get em
So a free tool called GLAZE has been developed that allows artists to cloak their artwork so it can't be mimicked by AI art tools.
AI art bros are big mad about it.
I should be sleeping. However, instead of sleeping, I made a document of captions for a TCB sketch called Password LIVE. No one asked me to. There was no need to do this. I could be diagnosed Just from this.
Well. Good night!
this is for y'all (you know)
was watchin old streams and I don't think a clip sums a few of these yahoos up better
forgot the like, allistic word, but for asexuality instead of autism, partner reminded me that it's "allosexual," then proceeded to get THE MOST HYPED IVE EVER HEARD when I went "oh so you're an alloy" and now we gotta keep the word alloy around as a companion to ace simply because of how happy it makes them
i did more math, here's my graph, it's currently projected that we will have a backer average of $99.69 or 3,530 backers, VERY ROUGH ESTIMATES, we will probably have a combination of the two estimates to get a total closer to $200,000 instead of the 176% product those numbers currently give, but still, as we near those totals we'll be lookin pretty good y'all
Here comes ya boi's math dump. Tinlightenment is currently $92,468 of $200,000 funded with 1,269 backers. That's 46.2% funded. We have just under (?) 16 days left, so need an minimum average of $6,720.75 a day. It was originally $6,451.61 a day, so that's a bit scary. HOWEVER!
We also have a backer average of $72.87 a backer. Wayward had an average of $49.36 a backer, Spies an average of $51.29 a backer, and Broadweren't an average of $59.92 a backer. We're goin NUTS this campaign, and we're gonna keep goin nuts, until it's funded. How do I know?
BECAUSE GRUNCH, THEIR LAST CAMPAIGN, HAD A BACKER AVERAGE OF $76.32 EACH, WE'RE ON AN INCLINE, A N D WE'RE GONNA KNOCK THAT AVERAGE OUTTA THE PARK, WE'RE GETTIN THIS SHIT FUNDED
Here comes ya boi's math dump. Tinlightenment is currently $92,468 of $200,000 funded with 1,269 backers. That's 46.2% funded. We have just under (?) 16 days left, so need an minimum average of $6,720.75 a day. It was originally $6,451.61 a day, so that's a bit scary. HOWEVER!
We also have a backer average of $72.87 a backer. Wayward had an average of $49.36 a backer, Spies an average of $51.29 a backer, and Broadweren't an average of $59.92 a backer. We're goin NUTS this campaign, and we're gonna keep goin nuts, until it's funded. How do I know?
BECAUSE GRUNCH, THEIR LAST CAMPAIGN, HAD A BACKER AVERAGE OF $76.32 EACH, WE'RE ON AN INCLINE, A N D WE'RE GONNA KNOCK THAT AVERAGE OUTTA THE PARK, WE'RE GETTIN THIS SHIT FUNDED
🙏 CALL FOR ARTISTS/WRITERS/MUSICIANS IN THE TIN CAN FAM 🙏
As many of you might be aware, the Tinlightenment Kickstarter is currently a little halfway over, but only 40% funded. This is... not great. While we'll definitely pick up some steam towards the end, that won't be enough to carry us past the finish line unless we get to a pretty good place before then. And the third quarter of kickstarters can be notoriously slow.
As such, I'm launching two projects fueled by fan-generated backer rewards to help encourage more pledges.
Project One is going to be a collected list of all artists/writers/musicians/ect. willing to do a small project (a request-style drawing, a drabble, a jingle, etc.) for anyone who dms them proof that they either have just pledged a certain amount, or else just upped their pledge by that number. Each creator will get to choose the dollar amount for themselves, and is invited to do so based on evaluation of the time and effort they will put into each individual request, but the typical price seems to be five dollars. If you are already doing this, please let me know and I'll add you to the list. If you're interested in starting, DM me and we can chat details and I'll add you to the list as well. To be clear, you will not be asked to make a project for every single person--just those who specifically reach out to you with a request.
But if multiple smaller projects isn't really your style and you'd rather contribute a singular, larger piece, no worries! I direct you to...
Project Two, a SWEEPSTAKES GIVEAWAY! Essentially, anyone who sends me proof that they've just pledged/upped their pledge by five bucks will be entered into a giveaway sweepstakes (submissions not yet open). While the grand prize will be any item from the StarCanWrecked merch shops, I would love to offer some other fan generated prizes as well. @booigi-boi has agreed to offer a free head-shot commission as a prize, and I would be over the moon to get even more artists, musicians, or writers involved. So if you'd be happy to give away one free commission as part of this prize pool, please DM me! I'd be happy to discuss details and get you added to this second list.
(Depending on the success of this little endeavor, I would like to use it as a work-out-the-kinks dry run for a similar fundraising event for Palestine that I would hold a month or two down the road (after American tax season). If you're not interested in helping TCB but would be interested in such a charity drive, please get in touch as well!)
(All DMs should be sent to man-down-in-hatchet-town)
Even if you aren't an artist/willing to participate, reblogs are GREATLY appreciated to help spread the word!
Now let's get FUNDRAISING!
🙏 TCB WITH YOU! 🙏
i mean this okay. brian murphy, riz gukgak, is the Proud owner of BEST reaction facial expressions this season, maybe ever but he's really shinin this season
not only that, we all know who's the fuck to blame
look at my stupid shits, i love them
had a really successful stream guys and we need to keep it up to reach tinlightenment!! it was a blast tho and really cool to watch
see y'all fucks on the livestream in *checks watch* 8 Hours! not that bad actually thought i was up longer than i was
im really excited alright?
Don't worry about it, this is just gonna be my reaction image forever now
Don't stop talking about palestine!!!!
Okay what the fuck this is the only goat bros shit (aside from fics but those are MASTERPIECES) that's actually made me cry fuck off fuck this im done I'm rescinding in entirety
spankoffski brothers my beloveds
song: big brother by fail better, heal faster
please don't repost/claim as your own this took me too much time
lmao wait okay, on a scale from the Chasitys (Starkid, Hatchetfield) to the Thistlesprings (Dimension 20, Fantasy High), how sex positive were YOUR parents??
Yea fair lol, either this slimy boi or my feral man T'Noy
guys quick question:
Starkid's New And Improved Deadly Sins!!
- Capitalism
- Voyuerism
- Nostalgic Regret
- Gluttony But Cooler
- and Theatre Kids
My friend deadass, in the middle of a joke about our fuckin old English teacher (we had him years ago, not that he's a crusty geezer, but we also have no proof that he's not immortal so i digress), they said, "We're getting through the door as fast as we can but our fate is gaining."