Comic About Mercuryblob AMALGAMATING Aluminumball

Comic about Mercuryblob AMALGAMATING Aluminumball

How To Understand Resonance Structures using Cute Balls

There comes a time in every man’s (or woman/nonbinary/other/etc)'s life that they have to learn about resonance structures and delocalized electrons.

Or probably not. I don’t think most people know what it is. But you’re going to!

Right now.

No, you don’t have a choice in the matter.

Get all that? Understand now? Of course not, no one does. READ THIS!

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How To Understand Resonance Structures using Cute Balls

Taking an Organic Chemistry Class and don't understand anything? Just curious? Just plain masochistic? Read here for all your confusing elec

ARTICLE I MADE YEARS AGO FOR MORE IN-DEPTH AND FUNNY EXPLANATION!

Greetings fellow mad member of the science community! I hope you have been having a delightfully devilish day today! That's all! - @dr-malcom-practice

I did, yes! Thank you!

I spent the whole day studying calculus because my final is in two days! So, yes, a very devilish day, indeed. The devil has cursed me with endless horrid trials of implicit derivatives and integrals, not unlike that of Sisyphus! I'm slowly losing my mind!

Again!

Sodium Hydroxide + Hydrochloric Acid

The Hydrogenball ships them.

Meet the Chemiballs: the Postal Post Transition Metals

The post transition metals are pretty much what they say on the tin. No, these aren’t post-op transgender metals, they’re the metals that come after the transition metals on the periodic table!

Gallumball has a very low melting point (you can melt it with bodyheat), and molten gallumblob has similar properties to mercuryblob but isn't poisonous!

Tinball getting thanos snapped (tin metal likes to turn to dust when it gets too cold, a phenomenon known as tinpest)

I’ve thought long and hard about how to describe bismuth in a better way than the somewhat mad scientist Tom from Explosions&Fire. But I can’t, so I’m just gonna plagiarize quote him. 

“[Bismuth] has seen a bit of a revival lately as a bit of a ‘relatable icon element’ because it forms rainbows all the time, doesn’t like to be straight, and is incredibly dense. Personally, I’ve always thought of bismuth as lead for people who fear death.” -Tom

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Meet the Chemiballs: the Postal Post Transition Metals

Balls, jokes, and elements from a very specific subset of the periodic table! Learn about them! What's not to love?

here's an article I wrote years ago about the post transition metals (where the art is from)

Meet the Chemiballs: the Nuclear Nucleic Acids

You probably remember from highschool biology that Nucleic acids are the chemicals that make up DNA, that mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell, and exactly nothing else.

So here’s a quick refresher: DNA is made of a chain of nucleotides that come in four(ish) flavors: Adanineball, Thymineball, Guanineball, and Cytocineball. Also Uracilball. They each connect with their loved one in the opposing strand, as DNA is made of a double helix.

Adanineball is a fuckboy who cheats on his girlfriend Thymineball with her quirky chemically unstable twin sister Uracilball, and Guanineball and Cytocineball have a healthy relationship.

Yes, that's exactly how it was in school. They should make a sitcom out of this.

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Meet the Chemiballs: the Nuclear Nucleic Acids

A romantic comedy about nucleic acids. The love triangle between Adenine, Thymine, and Uracil. Don't get that in your normal chemistry class

here's an article I wrote a while ago about how they were all named after weird cow bits by weird Germans.