What If We Held Hands While Making Evil Plans And We Were Both Boys

what if we held hands while making evil plans and we were both boys 🥺🥺

We could be more evil together than we ever were apart.

Wow, that was way too smooth! Anon will be scared away! Um, here's me doing an ahegao!

(nailed it)

Meet the Chemiballs; the Noble Noble Gases

The noble gases were all (mostly) discovered by a Scottish man named Sir William Ramsay (Though, back in his day, it was more common to call them “rare gases”). He made the convention of ending all their names with -on, so you always know when something is a noble gas. (Unless it’s helium which is a noble gas but follows the metal naming convention, [or iron which ends in -on but is a metal. {Also, scientists seem to really like giving things -on names, like prion, codon, electron, etc. I will admit, it does sound cool. }]) So it’s not a perfect system.

The name “noble gasses” is a bit of an early 1900s joke. See, the noble gasses are too lazy to do anything and don’t like bonding with lesser peasant elements. The nobility is also lazy and don’t like associating with peasants. Of course, we live in an enlightened post-WWI world and no longer recognize barbaric concepts such as hieratical rule and rigid class structures. Also, the Queen is dead. But this is basically the equivalent of naming them “trust fund gasses”. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Ravings of a Mad Scientist

Meet the Chemiballs; the Noble Noble Gases

Are you procrastinating right now? What better way to do that than to read about the laziest elements, the Noble Gases!

Omg I love him!!!

Planariannnnn

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Meet the Chemiballs: the Postal Post Transition Metals

The post transition metals are pretty much what they say on the tin. No, these aren’t post-op transgender metals, they’re the metals that come after the transition metals on the periodic table!

Gallumball has a very low melting point (you can melt it with bodyheat), and molten gallumblob has similar properties to mercuryblob but isn't poisonous!

Tinball getting thanos snapped (tin metal likes to turn to dust when it gets too cold, a phenomenon known as tinpest)

I’ve thought long and hard about how to describe bismuth in a better way than the somewhat mad scientist Tom from Explosions&Fire. But I can’t, so I’m just gonna plagiarize quote him. 

“[Bismuth] has seen a bit of a revival lately as a bit of a ‘relatable icon element’ because it forms rainbows all the time, doesn’t like to be straight, and is incredibly dense. Personally, I’ve always thought of bismuth as lead for people who fear death.” -Tom

Ravings of a Mad Scientist

Meet the Chemiballs: the Postal Post Transition Metals

Balls, jokes, and elements from a very specific subset of the periodic table! Learn about them! What's not to love?

here's an article I wrote years ago about the post transition metals (where the art is from)

Um… hey… why are you um…… evil…?

My doctor said I have this kind of autism, and then my insurance provider said they don't cover the cost of the medication

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScienceRelatedMemeticDisorder

7: info dumps about the author's obscure special interest

8: contrivances to make the author's obscure special interest be deeply relevant in the world somehow

3 components of worldbuilding:

1. The author’s kinks

2. The author’s power fantasy

3. The author’s political agenda

Plot and logic optional