Of Course Dakotaraptor Isn't Real, Dakota Isn't Real!

Of course dakotaraptor isn't real, Dakota isn't real!

Have you ever actually met anyone from North or South Dakota!? Of course not, they're just Canadians cosplaying as Minnesotans!

Meet the Chemiballs: the Nuclear Nucleic Acids

Did you know that your DNA is made out of little cartoon balls with unhealthy relationship dynamics?

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You know what's an easier way to make people fear your name across the land than sacking Rome? The FEAR-MY-NAME-HYPNOINATOR™!

Now I can't even order a Starbucks without the barista screaming in abject terror!

VILLAINS THESE DAYS ALWAYS ON THERE DANG SUPERCOMPUTERS AND HIGH-TECH GADGETS. BACK IN MY DAY A GOOD SACKING OF ROME AND SLAYING OF A NOBLE KING IN SINGLE COMBAT WERE ALL YOU NEEDED FOR PEOPLE TO FEAR YOUR NAME ACROSS THE LAND

this is my new evil scheme, thoughts?

Oh fuck

>Tomatoes and cucumbers are fruits, not vegetables.

>Rhubarb is a vegetable, not a fruit.

>Cactus spines are leaves, but rose thorns are “trichomes”

>Potatoes are not roots, they are an underground stem modified for storing nutrients called a tuber.

>Sweet potatoes are not potatoes, nor are they tubers, they actually are roots modified for storage. They also are not yams. 

>“Bulbs”, such as onions, are leaves modified for storage instead of photosynthesis

>Pretty much every part of a plant has been modified for underground storage.

scientific names for fruit

>The scientific term for melon is “pepo”

>Cucumbers are pepos

>The scientific term for stone fruits are “drupes”

>Coconuts and coffee beans are drupes

>The Scientific term for berry is “berry”

>Strawberries are not berries, but bananas are.

>Juniper berries are not berries, they aren’t even fruits

>The scientific term for “bean” is “legume”

>Peanuts are not nuts, they are hard beans

>Walnuts aren't nuts, they're “trymas”

>pine nuts also aren't nuts, they're seeds

>The scientific term for nut is “nut”

>A pecan is a nut

>Most things with nut in its name aren't actually nuts

>Cashews also aren't nuts, neither me nor my plant anatomy professor had any idea wtf a cashew is.

Big botany says that cashews are drupes, but drupes don't have the pit on the outside like cashews do.

>No one knows wtf a dragon fruit is either.