Ravings-of-a-mad-scientist - The Ravings Of A Mad Scientist

Humans are the only species whose females have enlarged breasts their whole lives after puberty.

As anyone with large boobies will attest, massive fuckin’ titties are kinda inconvenient. Especially before the invention of fitted bras able to contain the power of your super stuffed up milkies. Also they get cancer a lot of the time.

So, it seems kinda weird to evolve massive honger donger, doinky boinkies, right? Why aren’t human women flat chested? Why evolve to be attracted to them?

You might think that we evolved bazongas because its a sign to men that the women can feed their baby. And you would be wrong! It turns out boobs evolved for an entirely different and much funnier reason.

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Well yeah, I'd think I'd wanna know if my brain was suddenly exposed to sunlight

fucked up that animals (including you) have daylight-sensing cells buried deep within the brain

"It all began on the day of my actual birth. My whole family was there! How thoughtful!"

I found this cool new thing called a subcritical mass of plutonium precariously wedged inside two hemispheres of beryllium, wanna try it?

babe are you alright? you didnt even perform highly illegal and unethical experiments today involving horrific amounts of radium, what happened?

Lord Erkon Madstein is Dr. Erkon’s equivalent from the past in a parallel timeline where Erkon was born during the Victorian period. Hence, while Dr. Erkon is more of a stereotypical 20-21st century mad scientist (Bond/Comic book villains, etc), Lord Erkon is a stereotypical 19th century monster mash mad scientist.

Lord Erkon uses a time machine to travel to the present day. However, he can only do this when the veil between the world of the living and the world of the spooky is the thinnest. While this isn’t necessarily during the witching hour or the day of the dead, it does have to be within the same three to four week time period, i.e. he’s only around during Spooky Month.

He uses his tremendous idle wealth to fund his exploration of science and perversions of nature. He technically does not actually have a doctorate, but neither did Frankenstein, so who cares? Science wasn’t that hard back then.

His greatest scientific achievements include discovering climate change but then realizing it had already been discovered several years prior (we've known about that for a long time), inventing a time machine but getting the patent stolen, inventing an invisibility elixir but getting the patent stolen, inventing galvanic resurrection but getting the patent stolen, and inventing a death ray but that patent somehow got stolen by Thomas Edison. Lord Erkon also tried to steal the patent for an elixir that transforms you into a monster of your own dark desires but when he used it it didn't change anything.

He's not technically a "mad" or "evil" scientist, he is just a confident and slightly autistic bisexual who has the misfortune of living in the Victorian era.