Imagine Dexter Or Jimmy Neutron Actually Growing Up And Trying To Get A PhD. You Think They'd Bother

Imagine Dexter or Jimmy Neutron actually growing up and trying to get a PhD. You think they'd bother writing papers? No, they'd make a robot to do it for them then go to a frat party with aliens or some shit.

And how we have ChatGPT.

Don't worry, there's a limit to how much gooning the gooner can goon and you're past it already.

My goon-scouter-inator says your goon level is over 9000 gigagoons. Good job!

Evil inator #2: THE GOONER-INATOR!

It's a hypno machine that brainwashes people into becoming my loyal goons! With an army of goons I'll be the unstoppable GOON MASTER!

Why do all my lab assistants keep snickering? GET GOONIFIED! *goon zap*

I wish that any kind of mad science lab equipment was cheap. You'll have more luck in the slasher villain lawn tools isle. Or the pet, werewolf, and abomination of nature care isle

what're some of the best quality (and fairly cheap) products in the evil store?

Some of the cheapest but best quality stuff would be the beakers! Those things are made to be super durable and easy for new scientists to use!

"It all began on the day of my actual birth. My whole family was there! How thoughtful!"

Nyal Degrasse Tysowon

Rawrchard Dawakins

Awan Tuwuring

Meowrie Cuwurie

Alpurrt Einstein

Isaac Neuwuton 

Nyakowola Teswa

I hate the trend of important fossils disappearing into private collections. They belong in a museum, or at least in my lab so I can build them into my new Mechatyrannosaurinator™.