Anything To Say?

Anything to say?

Come study BIOLOGY!

No that is NOT plant necromancy, resurrection plants are totally natural I swear!

SCP-157 I MEAN TARDIGRADES are totally cute and completely indestructible WE'RE NOT JUST PRETENDING THEY'RE MOTAL BECAUSE WE CAN'T HOPE TO CONTAIN THEM

ehehe look at this cool biohybrid robot we made using actual living muscle cells it's like a reverse cyborg NO OF COURSE IT"S NOT CREEPY??!!

I swear to GOD put on that fucking mask or you'll be killed by the invisible magic curse VIRUS

O F CO UR SE We solved the magic death plague by tampering with the very building blocks of life itself what kinda hacks would be be if we didn't??? Closest thing any of us have to a soul why not dick around with it? Totally NOT magic though

what the fuck

Happy New Year 2004!

I used a timeinator to turn back time to the mid 2000s when things were simpler and major historical events didn't happen.

But like everyone still thinks it's 2024 so...

hell yeah

I don't care what mmHg advocates say, millimeters mercury has and always will be a cursed measurement.

Especially in medicine. Oh, are you gonna hook up the patient's cardiovascular system to a column of mercury to gauge the heckin' mitral valve pressure?

birds birds birds birds birds i love birds what's your favorite bird

Crows or pretty much any corvid! Gods I wish I could be in a collective noun named after a crime.

they're also really smart and social which is so cool!

Oh, you thought parrots are unique for being able to talk? Pfft, no!

One of the hard things about being a tumblr funny person, to me, is that I suspect my sense of humor is only slightly different than most of yours. Like, some posts that I'm real proud of and think are completely hilarious get passed over and some other posts that I made as an afterthought which I think are, like, kinda funny I guess, get heckin' 500 notes a day. Why? WHY?