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look how CHAOTIC, how EVIL himb is

The Tahltan Bear Dog was a small native dog bred for KILLING BEARS

The Tahltan bear dog was a small dog breed domesticated by natives of Canada for hunting bears.

The Tahltan people would carry several bear dogs in a sack while out on a hunt. Then if they saw a bear they would RELEASE THE DOGS FROM THE SACK.

The bear dogs would then proceed to VICIOUSLY yap at the bear. Like, a lot. They are very yappy little dogs.

Thus the bear would be completely FLABBERGASTED, CONFUZZLED, AND ENTIRELY DISTRACTED, creating an opportunity for the hunters to sneak up behind the bear and ATTACK THEM FROM BEHIND.

Sadly, this breed of dog is now extinct. Not because of the bears, but because of diseases that European dogs brought to north America. The last of them died out in the 1980s. Which is a shame.

Could you imagine me as a supervillain doing gay crime then some superdorks show up and they see me carrying a $ sack, which they FOOLISHLY believe to be a bag of cash, and they’re like;

“Jig's up, Doc, drop the bag!”

Then I’m like “Poor choice of words!”

Then I drop the sack and a dozen tiny doggos pop out and start yapping at them?? I’d be unstoppable!

One of the hard things about being a tumblr funny person, to me, is that I suspect my sense of humor is only slightly different than most of yours. Like, some posts that I'm real proud of and think are completely hilarious get passed over and some other posts that I made as an afterthought which I think are, like, kinda funny I guess, get heckin' 500 notes a day. Why? WHY?

I've shown a friend of mine one of those evil chilchuck edits and she said it looked like sebastian

the thought refused to leave me until I did this

might as well share it here

SS: I was unsure whether post here or what but, damn, Twitter is a burning hell and I just want to make funny videogames with my friends.

This is Birthright, a "small" project that was supposed to just take a couple of months but OH WELL, in four month will be a year, hell. This videogame is, clearly, based on The Binding of Isaac and intended to be a roguelite hack and slash. But since it is made in unity, this whole project has been a real ordeal, like, for some reason shaders didn't work and I had to delete the whole URP STUFF AND RE DO LIKE EVERYTHING?!?!?!?

My first post hhere lol ( i have the account since idk 2020?)

anyway here's the crappy drawing of my OC (fren shaped)

my comrades often tell me that I should post my art and I think I don't have any decent art to post BUT they hit me with the "bruh all your art is fantastic"

lets prove them wrong

how do I use this thing.

hello, vee signing in !!

i wanted to apologize for inactivity, school has been really fucking stupid lately and depression + other mentally related things has just been shit and hitting me like a truck. tbh i dont think ive been offline for this long on tumblr or any social media. i havent been very motivated lately compared to the times when i could simply write 10 books in an hour if i wanted to; which really isnt the case now considering how i can barely think of a single scenario for a fic. but, ive been feeling a bit better and ive got a little motivation to write, so requests are welcome and ill try to work on any i get. C: