Hi, Another Addition:

hi, another addition:

Diamond Tiara's dad, Filthy Rich, replaces Mayor Mare as mayor in this AU because it gives Diamond Tiara a reason to feel superior to the CMC, even if Sweetiebelle's family is literally on-par with DT's

and Spike is Twilight's apprentice, not an egg she hatched and child she raised. he goes to the Canterlot School of Science and Magic as a student but is studying mostly under Twilight, which is why he's able to join her when she moves. he's also going to be a teenager here because it makes a bit more sense in my head. plus it gives me a chance to invent a whole family for him

and Discord! Discord is gonna get a mini overhaul. he's going to claim to be the chaos god and probably is, which is why he was sealed away over a thousand years ago by Celestia, Luna and the then Empress of the Crystal Empire, Amore. this allows him to have some sort of reason to go after Equestria in particular. and maybe he's released from the sheer amount of magic Luna had to use to escape her moon prison, so it cracked his seal and then his prison was completely broken open by some kids who are messing around or something. maybe his statue is in the middle of Starlight Glimmer's village and they worship him like a god and that's how Starlight controls them, because when their chaos god leaves she can step in and claim to be the only one to communicate with him now and she can keep these people in line

tying in Starlight was originally going to be hard for me but now i've just figured it out. thanks, rambling tangets!

would it be crazy if I made a My Little Pony AU where Twilight is an astrophysicist and she was studying the movement of the moon and stars for Celestia to figure out what the hell is going on with Luna and that's why she went to Ponyville? because that's where Luna was banished and it has the best vantage point?

and would it be crazy if Fluttershy was a changeling and she and her family are the ones who discover the reformation thing instead of Thorax?

and would it be crazy if I made it so that Rarity's family is uber rich and that Apple Jack is the sheriff and that Rainbow Dash is the deputy?

and would it be crazy if I shoved Sunset Shimmer into Ponyville as an actual doctor, disgraced from her school because of unknown reasons, who had a one-sided rivalry with Twilight that they have to resolve in order to fix something big that is happening in Ponyville?

and would it be crazy if I made Pinkie Mr. and Mrs. Cake's niece instead of just a random kid because what the hell was going on with them in canon?

cult of the blood sheep

mythicalsausage please play Cult of the Lamb pretty please

WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!!

(Episode I'm talking about: "The Stone Flower and Shippo's First Love")

Satsuki is probably fucking 5 maybe 7 or 8 and Miroku said fucking WHAT???????

"[...] she was fairly attractive, I must admit."????????? What the FUCK???????????

You, sir, need to be locked up and put to the fucking BLADE

That is a literal child! It's not even young teenagers anymore! It's a literal child!!!!!!!!!!

They let this man be on live tv??????????

I'm killing Miroku. I'm exploding him with my mind. I don't care about his goals at all. I hope that wind tunnel devours him and he never passes on his lineage so that there isn't another one of THOSE THINGS running around

Inuyasha, kill this man

"Miroku is trembling"

Girl, they just made his eyes vibrate, tf you mean he's 'trembling'

Bro SHOULD be trembling, cause when I fucking GET him bro, no wind tunnel is gonna save his ass from my goddamn GUN

I hate this man. I can't believe he's eighteen flirting with kids younger than him (fifteen, sixteen, fourteen, etc)

AND DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TELL ME "IT WAS THE FEUDAL ERA IT WAS NORMAL" SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO WHAT KAGOME SAYS IN THAT EPISODE

Anyways, I'm gonna beat Miroku's ass one day and then he's just gonna lie on the ground and cry. Or be dead. Whatever happens first

ALL HAIL BLOOD SHEEP

more mythicalsausage x cult of the lamb, still hoping he'll play it one day 🙏

unoriginal joke

More warriors content! Because I'm fucking insane

Strikeclaw is a nice lady. She's a fierce warrior and very protective of her family.

She used to live outside of the Clans and joined as an apprentice. She met her mate, Nightfall, then and they hit it off. Upon becoming warriors they took some time to just be warriors. It's a little later on that they decided to have kits, around the same time as her friend Pinefur

Unfortunately, he died in battle shortly after their kits were born. She misses him a lot but she's accepted his death by now. Now she's just happy being a warrior and mentor and helping her Clan

Grassfur is Nightfall's sister and they were best friends growing up (being fostered by the parents of Treetail and Barknight). So when he died, she was devastated. She still misses him but the grief has lessened with time

She's currently mates with Featherwing and she thinks he's brave for doing everything he does that gets him injured. She's also best friends with Silverstripe and they go hunting when both of them are free

Gullwing is the oldest of Strikeclaw and Nightfall's kits. He really looked up to his dad as a kit and wishes he could have gotten to know him better

He's the famously homophobic guy of the Clan (alongside Amberfeather, hence why they're friends). However, he currently has a massive crush on Smoketail (yunno, the girl with two moms). Fucking hypocrite

Hawklight is chill. She likes to mess around and have fun. She's best friends with Dreamflight and Smoketail and loves a good piece of gossip

She hates doing chores, however, and isn't very helpful on patrols. But otherwise she's a good kid

Leaffur is a sweetheart and is just like his mom. He loves doing his job and gets along great with people in his age group.

However, he's not very loyal to his Clan. He's secretly planning on moving to BirchClan to be with his secret boyfriend, Riverclaw (the previous leader's son). No one but him and River know, at least to their knowledge