Back Again With More Ideas

back again with more ideas

ok, so I think in the Grand Galloping Gala episode it's mentioned that Blueblood is Celestia's nephew, right? if not, I'm making it canon. Celestia and Luna are sisters with Amore (Amore being the oldest) now and Amore has two kids with her husband. one is Blueblood, who she sent away to Equestria when he was maybe 5-6 or whatever (and Celestia adopts him as her own or something to that measure) when Sombra started his attempts to rule over the empire, trapping Amore in the crystal catecombs to lock away her power. however, she was pregnant with Cadance at the time, so she keeps Cadance hidden until Amore can finally find a way to escape and lead a rebellion against her husband. this leads to Amore's death and gives Cadance a reason to be locked in battle with her father afterwards. so when Cadance finally seals Sombra away, she finally gets to meet her big brother! yay!

and back again with Starlight, she and Sunburst get married for tax benefits before she becomes a cult leader and they have a kid (Luster Dawn from the last episode of season 9) to "keep up appearances" around the same time. this makes her look like a family man (/gender neutral) and allows the people to think of her as even more of a great leader

also, Sunburst and Sunset siblings canon in my heart.

and then Trixie! I had the idea that she's estranged from whatever family she's from in order to pursue her dream of being a performing magician. so I thought why not make her Rarity's older sister! this given Diamond Tiara another reason to tease Sweetiebelle, yay!

speaking of the CMC, I'm making Scootaloo a latchkey kid with parents that hardly pay attention to her because they're always on business trips to Manehattan and stuff. like, her dad is a business man on Wallstreat (or the pony equivalent) and her mom is a model or something like that and they just leave Scootaloo alone at home, hence why Scootaloo latches onto RD because RD (as a police officer) is the only one who looks out for her

and last CMC idea, Apple Bloom gets into fights and shit. just feels in-character to me

i haven't fleshed too many characters out, but these are my ideas so far

would it be crazy if I made a My Little Pony AU where Twilight is an astrophysicist and she was studying the movement of the moon and stars for Celestia to figure out what the hell is going on with Luna and that's why she went to Ponyville? because that's where Luna was banished and it has the best vantage point?

and would it be crazy if Fluttershy was a changeling and she and her family are the ones who discover the reformation thing instead of Thorax?

and would it be crazy if I made it so that Rarity's family is uber rich and that Apple Jack is the sheriff and that Rainbow Dash is the deputy?

and would it be crazy if I shoved Sunset Shimmer into Ponyville as an actual doctor, disgraced from her school because of unknown reasons, who had a one-sided rivalry with Twilight that they have to resolve in order to fix something big that is happening in Ponyville?

and would it be crazy if I made Pinkie Mr. and Mrs. Cake's niece instead of just a random kid because what the hell was going on with them in canon?

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More warriors content! Because I'm fucking insane

Strikeclaw is a nice lady. She's a fierce warrior and very protective of her family.

She used to live outside of the Clans and joined as an apprentice. She met her mate, Nightfall, then and they hit it off. Upon becoming warriors they took some time to just be warriors. It's a little later on that they decided to have kits, around the same time as her friend Pinefur

Unfortunately, he died in battle shortly after their kits were born. She misses him a lot but she's accepted his death by now. Now she's just happy being a warrior and mentor and helping her Clan

Grassfur is Nightfall's sister and they were best friends growing up (being fostered by the parents of Treetail and Barknight). So when he died, she was devastated. She still misses him but the grief has lessened with time

She's currently mates with Featherwing and she thinks he's brave for doing everything he does that gets him injured. She's also best friends with Silverstripe and they go hunting when both of them are free

Gullwing is the oldest of Strikeclaw and Nightfall's kits. He really looked up to his dad as a kit and wishes he could have gotten to know him better

He's the famously homophobic guy of the Clan (alongside Amberfeather, hence why they're friends). However, he currently has a massive crush on Smoketail (yunno, the girl with two moms). Fucking hypocrite

Hawklight is chill. She likes to mess around and have fun. She's best friends with Dreamflight and Smoketail and loves a good piece of gossip

She hates doing chores, however, and isn't very helpful on patrols. But otherwise she's a good kid

Leaffur is a sweetheart and is just like his mom. He loves doing his job and gets along great with people in his age group.

However, he's not very loyal to his Clan. He's secretly planning on moving to BirchClan to be with his secret boyfriend, Riverclaw (the previous leader's son). No one but him and River know, at least to their knowledge

Oh my god he's SUCH a big brother!!!!!!

Scaring the shit out of Shippo while the poor baby is already on edge is SO big brother-coded

It's only season 3 and he's already bonded to Shippo despite claiming he hates him. Cutie patootie behavior

*this post was written while watching "Shippo Gets an Angry Challenge"

Watching Inuyasha again (I never finished it but it's technically a rewatch where I am), and I think Inuyasha (the character) would make a good big brother

I mean, the way he treats Sota (Kagome's younger brother) is SO big brother coded. PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one who thinks this

*this post was written after watching "Terror of the Ancient Noh Mask"

Chapter 11: Journey Beginning

The crusaders begin their first crusade into Darkwood

yipee! new chapter! finally we're getting into the meat of the story!

WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!!!

(Episode I'm talking about: "The Stone Flower and Shippo's First Love")

Satsuki is probably fucking 5 maybe 7 or 8 and Miroku said fucking WHAT???????

"[...] she was fairly attractive, I must admit."????????? What the FUCK???????????

You, sir, need to be locked up and put to the fucking BLADE

That is a literal child! It's not even young teenagers anymore! It's a literal child!!!!!!!!!!

They let this man be on live tv??????????

I'm killing Miroku. I'm exploding him with my mind. I don't care about his goals at all. I hope that wind tunnel devours him and he never passes on his lineage so that there isn't another one of THOSE THINGS running around

Inuyasha, kill this man

"Miroku is trembling"

Girl, they just made his eyes vibrate, tf you mean he's 'trembling'

Bro SHOULD be trembling, cause when I fucking GET him bro, no wind tunnel is gonna save his ass from my goddamn GUN

I hate this man. I can't believe he's eighteen flirting with kids younger than him (fifteen, sixteen, fourteen, etc)

AND DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TELL ME "IT WAS THE FEUDAL ERA IT WAS NORMAL" SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO WHAT KAGOME SAYS IN THAT EPISODE

Anyways, I'm gonna beat Miroku's ass one day and then he's just gonna lie on the ground and cry. Or be dead. Whatever happens first