Batman!Vader Is Something I Never Knew I Needed

batman!Vader is something I never knew I needed

(also, I know James Earl Jones voiced Vader, but someone else did all the walking around in the suit and I don't know who to add to tags)

My favourite Star Wars set photos (part 2)

Majestic Carrie Fisher in buckets

Is he….is he Batman?

This is super cute. Also, the height difference

Part 1

Part 3

HK47!

(has anyone else seen that fancomic where he calls Malak "Meatbag" and Revan decides to have him call all the squishy humans that?)

You know what poll time

Where are they living, because no matter how amazing Link may be, if he's on a different continent, he can't drive to FREAKING Iceland!?!?!

(unless this is a Sci-Fi modern AU and there are flying cars)

in a modern AU Link would be Zelda's only friend with a driver's license and their chat history would look like this

HEN WEN I'M SORRY FOR ATTRIBUTING YOUR DARING ESCAPES(S) THAT TO YOUR PROPHESY POWERS, I AM NOT WORTHY

shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ 

when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu

Thanks, haha! I initially went "definitely," but then realized that the entirety of the now-baby-again generation is mostly... respected mature adults.

(if the time travelers include every single Council Member from baby!Wan's time to O66, then there's probably like, 50 time travelers given wartime turnover)

((no one should expect Yoda to be a Voice of Reason if there are no immediate stakes. He is chaotic good, or at least fanon!Yoda is))

Star Wars AU where the council time travels back to when Obi-Wan was still an itty-bitty baby initiate. Including, you know. Council Member Obi-Wan Kenobi. So they’re all in their younger bodies and talking with the current non-time traveling members of the council, and they’re like “hold on, we got one more coming in”

And in walks in like. Nine year old Initiate Obi-Wan, all chubby-cheeked with fluffy bright red hair, and giant blue eyes.

Just. Their faces, okay?

Now keep in mind I want the council to always be Up To Shenanigans. I’m talking like 2015 Avengers tower found family era fics okay, they’re one big family and Obi-Wan is now super officially The Baby and literally nothing he does will ever stop that again. And despite everything, every single council member is, at heart, incredibly petty in that special Jedi family way and are so ready to not be dealing with a war Right This Very Minute.

What I keep picturing is Baby-Wan wiggling his way into a chair, situating himself Very Regally, then clasping his hands in classic Negotiator style, then speaking up with the Most Serious Of Tiny Baby Voices as the main spokesperson on the Council Of Petty Time Travelers

I just want to see people not in the know

I want Jedi of all ages witnessing Jedi masters, councilmen and women, long lived and wisest of the Jedi, coming to the crèche to visit tiny lil Baby-Wan about his opinions on current events and how they should handle this treaty and also when are you free I want to test my soresu

I just think it’d be funny

Live action KOTOR adaptation except to allow for the ambiguousness of Revan's identity, for every 5 minutes of screentime the actor changes. Gender, race, alien-ness all switches too. Make Revan a cameo role where anyone can be Revan, and any and all flirting is fair game.