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5 years ago

Heeyy I was wonderin if u could do some sfw and possibly nsfw canons 4 T-bone from one piece btw luv ur blogšŸ–¤šŸ˜šŸ‘šŸ‘Œ

((This is a character I never thought someone would even ask for but WOW whats it like to have some good fucking taste in men? Bravo.))

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SFW

- On dates, will show up to his partner’s house early with a bouquet of their favorite flowers every time. Asks about their day and how they’ve been feeling lately, notices when they’re feeling down and goes out of his way to make their day just a little brighter.

- If he does manage to show up late, he’s far more distraught about it than his date.

- Every day before he leaves for work he gives his partner a kiss on the cheek and tells them how much he loves them. Then he gets on one knee and loudly professes his love for them for everyone to hear in a ā€œbriefā€Ā 15 minute speech, as to not be late for work.

- When he’s off on distant missions, he’ll call every day and tell them how much he misses them.Ā He has a daily melodramatic struggle of wanting to stay by their side at all times vs. doing his job, but he reaches the same conclusion every day: Continue work diligently to protect them and innocent civilians from pirates. His subordinates love him, but at the same time they’ve gotten sick of the same daily dramatic play.Ā 

- Cooks, but measures out every ingredient tediously and doesn’t ever deviate from the cook book.

- Will physically lift his partner off the ground just to carry them over a rain puddle. Takes it too far and just carries them the whole way back home.

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NSFW– I’m going to be honest with you all, I just can’t see this man having a NSFW nature so I will give you one headcanon but that is IT:

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5 years ago

*RARE* John Denver & Johnny Cash - Take Me Home Country Roads

Found this while going through my granddad’s VHS tapes and couldn’t find it anywhere online, so here it is.

5 years ago
There Was A Grasshopper On My Doorstep And It Was So Handsome I Cried. So I Made Myself Some Handsome
There Was A Grasshopper On My Doorstep And It Was So Handsome I Cried. So I Made Myself Some Handsome
There Was A Grasshopper On My Doorstep And It Was So Handsome I Cried. So I Made Myself Some Handsome

There was a grasshopper on my doorstep and it was so handsome I cried. So I made myself some handsome friends!

5 years ago

This happens all the time in Alabama lol I luv my crowsšŸ–¤šŸ˜šŸ˜œ

I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.


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5 years ago
Okay Im Such A Hypocrite So All WHF Fanartist Have Their Own Bobby Ocs With Different AU, And I Decide
Okay Im Such A Hypocrite So All WHF Fanartist Have Their Own Bobby Ocs With Different AU, And I Decide
Okay Im Such A Hypocrite So All WHF Fanartist Have Their Own Bobby Ocs With Different AU, And I Decide

Okay I’m such a hypocrite… So all WHF fanartist have their own bobby Oc’s with different AU, and I decide to make one as well.Ā  Actually, I have a lot of WHF OC with modern AU but I’m too lazy and busy to make it. My We Happy Few AU : Wellington Wells in 2020 now they have their own counter-terrorism group called WELLSAFĀ  and this is one of my operator bobby ocs with Rainbow Six Siege touch.Ā  If you guys want to ask something about him, please ask the question in the comment.

ā€œā€œYour bobby OC is SUCK! 60′s bobbies were better!ā€Ā  yeah I don’t give a fucc

ā€œCan I draw a fan art of your OC?ā€ Absolutely!

ā€œCan I ship your oc with my oc?ā€ Of course!

ā€œIs he gay?ā€ No, he likes pussies but if you want to ship him with your gay oc, no problem.

ā€œIs he WHF Sledge?ā€ He’s holding a sniper rifle, so he must be a Biker.

ā€œFavorite joy flavour?ā€ Yo mama’s….err..chocolate.


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5 years ago

šŸ‘»šŸŽƒšŸ¦‡Happy Halloween šŸ¦‡šŸŽƒšŸ‘»

5 years ago

šŸ‘»šŸŽƒšŸ¦‡Happy Halloween šŸ¦‡šŸŽƒšŸ‘»

5 years ago
Welp Im Relapsed On Anton Chigurh

Welp I’m relapsed on Anton ChigurhšŸ–¤


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5 years ago
Welp Im Relapsed On Anton Chigurh

Welp I’m relapsed on Anton ChigurhšŸ–¤


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5 years ago

WHISKSKSKS. CAN I HAVE SOME JACK TORRANCE SMUT, PLEASE? šŸ‘šŸ˜

one smutty, Jack T comin’ right up

Jack Torrance NSFW

WHISKSKSKS. CAN I HAVE SOME JACK TORRANCE SMUT, PLEASE?

Phew, this man… mmmHmMMMMM

Jack’s a bit… touched deprived and will take any touch from you to the absolute max

Same for you, he just cannot keep his hands off of you in that slight, sexual way

His favorite part of your body are your thighs

Just touching, grabbing, squeezing, and tracing his fingers up and down your thighs not only send a shiver down your spine, but eases him

Look if you put a pair of shorts on, you’re just asking to be touched and prodded by his massive, strong hands

As goes for the bedroom as well

He much prefers for you to be on your back than anything else

Jack is able to see your expressions and is able to grab ahold of both of your thighs

It drives him fucking I N S A N E

This is his prime time to run his hands aggressively up and down your sides, your chest, your legs, and your face

Grab onto his strong arms, or claw your fingers down his back to push him off the edge. You poked the bear, and now it’s out

As much as Jack prefers to be on top, don’t let him fool you. He will gladly let you ride him anytime

Even in this position, he can grab onto your hips or your thighs and work from there, or let you do the grinding yourself, who knows?

He… might get carried away though, and flip you back over in a quick second

Jack thought he was a fairly quiet guy, but boy, did that change when he met you

Once low huffs and groans turned into deep, guttural groans of pure ecstasy now that he’s found you

But, he’s got some stamina. He’s pretty strong, and large, so he can keep it going for a few hours

Oh, did you think I was done talking about how much he loves to see the pretty little face? Whelp you’re wrong

He’ll whisper sweet, sweet nothings into your ear that’ll make you blush a deep red in and out of bed. The embarrassed and almost vulnerable look in your eyes makes his swoon. He knows you’re his

Don’t you care move your face when he tries to whisper to you in bed either

Jack will just grab your jaw ever so slightly and bring your eyes back to him, all the while continuing to whisper to you


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5 years ago

WHISKSKSKS. CAN I HAVE SOME JACK TORRANCE SMUT, PLEASE? šŸ‘šŸ˜

one smutty, Jack T comin’ right up

Jack Torrance NSFW

WHISKSKSKS. CAN I HAVE SOME JACK TORRANCE SMUT, PLEASE?

Phew, this man… mmmHmMMMMM

Jack’s a bit… touched deprived and will take any touch from you to the absolute max

Same for you, he just cannot keep his hands off of you in that slight, sexual way

His favorite part of your body are your thighs

Just touching, grabbing, squeezing, and tracing his fingers up and down your thighs not only send a shiver down your spine, but eases him

Look if you put a pair of shorts on, you’re just asking to be touched and prodded by his massive, strong hands

As goes for the bedroom as well

He much prefers for you to be on your back than anything else

Jack is able to see your expressions and is able to grab ahold of both of your thighs

It drives him fucking I N S A N E

This is his prime time to run his hands aggressively up and down your sides, your chest, your legs, and your face

Grab onto his strong arms, or claw your fingers down his back to push him off the edge. You poked the bear, and now it’s out

As much as Jack prefers to be on top, don’t let him fool you. He will gladly let you ride him anytime

Even in this position, he can grab onto your hips or your thighs and work from there, or let you do the grinding yourself, who knows?

He… might get carried away though, and flip you back over in a quick second

Jack thought he was a fairly quiet guy, but boy, did that change when he met you

Once low huffs and groans turned into deep, guttural groans of pure ecstasy now that he’s found you

But, he’s got some stamina. He’s pretty strong, and large, so he can keep it going for a few hours

Oh, did you think I was done talking about how much he loves to see the pretty little face? Whelp you’re wrong

He’ll whisper sweet, sweet nothings into your ear that’ll make you blush a deep red in and out of bed. The embarrassed and almost vulnerable look in your eyes makes his swoon. He knows you’re his

Don’t you care move your face when he tries to whisper to you in bed either

Jack will just grab your jaw ever so slightly and bring your eyes back to him, all the while continuing to whisper to you


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5 years ago

I feel old but I luv it dammit

The Banana Splits | ā€œThe Banana Splits Show Themeā€


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5 years ago

I feel old but I luv it dammit

The Banana Splits | ā€œThe Banana Splits Show Themeā€


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5 years ago

Bingo's Axe is Foreshadowing?


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5 years ago

Bingo's Axe is Foreshadowing?


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5 years ago

Sportacus: -snorts protein powder like its cocaine-

5 years ago

Sportacus: -snorts protein powder like its cocaine-

5 years ago

This will never not be funny…

5 years ago

This will never not be funny…

5 years ago

We need John Rambo oneshots , headcanons, x reader , nsfw , ect.

We Need John Rambo Oneshots , Headcanons, X Reader , Nsfw , Ect.

Just got done watching Rambo Last Blood and I’ve never been more in luvšŸ–¤šŸ˜šŸ˜­


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5 years ago

We need John Rambo oneshots , headcanons, x reader , nsfw , ect.

We Need John Rambo Oneshots , Headcanons, X Reader , Nsfw , Ect.

Just got done watching Rambo Last Blood and I’ve never been more in luvšŸ–¤šŸ˜šŸ˜­


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5 years ago
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