The Dead Sea Is Less Salty

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

omg??????

Alright whose gecko learned to speak with a cockney accent

One day your pet gains the ability to talk, they have a ridiculous accent.

So um I was playing the arcana and spun the wheel of the day and um?

I’m not sure how to feel about this

*watching Lord of the Rings*

Aragorn: You have my sword

Legolas: And you have my bow

Gimli: And my axe!

My mom, softly and with genuine confusion: How’s he going to carry all of that??

With the year almost over and with no major accomplishments, you want to try one last thing: spread a message of love in hopes that it will reach all corners of the internet to make people’s day. 

You are beautiful and worthy of love. Never forget this.