I Am Not Going To Point Fingers Or Anything, But Recently I Saw Some Crabs On Tumblr And...

I am not going to point fingers or anything, but recently I saw some crabs on Tumblr and...

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Oh look, there goes one!

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More crabs? Hmmm... Time to search through Tumblr, I guess ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

You know me too well Tumblr, of course I am interested, it one of my Tumblr Crushes, how could I not be interested? 😏😏😏

(also I love your new profile pic @casmick-consequences I am glad Tumblr showed it to me by notification)

Who leaked my secret crushes that even I didn't know about?

Well, anyways... Hello cutie cutes @kimmycup @casmick-consequences 😏😏😏

Most of the tumblr trends are pretty self contained - I don’t go around telling everyone about horse plinko or referencing the live slug reaction too much, or saying “eeby deeby” or anything like that around non-tumblrinas. So why is it that I keep wanting to turn towards everyone I know and say “hey have you seen the 1973 Martin Scorsese film Goncharov yet”

This got me at frög... Man, I love frögs

I would call it blind judgement

ok but Matt Murdock is so funny bec he’s like ‘i would never judge anyone ever’ and then proceeds to be the most judgemental bitch ever