Amateur Poetry Checklist

amateur poetry checklist

◘ start your poem with the word “and”

◘ speak exclusively in first and second person as if every poem is a personal letter

◘ use coffee and cigarettes and whiskey to denote pain and maturity

◘ throw in as many over-the-top words as possible, like "ethereal” or “wanderlust”

◘ mention greek figures like apollo or icarus to add depth and culture

◘ continuously start lines with “listen” to make sure your reader is still paying attention

◘ avoid using capitalization or punctuation in any situation

◘ put line breaks completely at random to break the reader’s concentration

◘ finish your poem by repeating the same line three times

◘ if you can’t think of a title, just use a line from a song from your favorite band

and that’s it! if you follow these simple steps, you too can have an excerpt from a book you’ll never write

barbenheimer x pinkfloyd :3

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