Group Chat With The Dream SMP (Part 1)

Group chat with the Dream SMP (Part 1)

Quackity: Who the fuck added me to this group chat? BadBoi: :O language! Tommy: Yeah watch your fucking language Philza: Who taught the minors the fuck word? Fundy: ‘The fuck word’ BadBoi: You guys use the f word all the time. Karl: Oh my god, he censored it. That’s so cute. Tommy: Say fuck, Bad. Quackity: Do it, Bad, say fuck.

Bad: what’s your favourite thing in the world?

Sapnap: those little plastic tables you get on pizzas

George: why?

Sapnap: because you don’t always get them so when you do, I feel like it’s gonna be a good week :)

*months later*

Bad: Dream why do you have all of these mini white pizza tables?

Dream: I want to put them on all of Sapnap’s pizzas so that he always feels optimistic about the week ahead :)

Bad: aww that’s nice *walks away and finds George also with a bunch of mini pizza tables*

Bad: aww George are you helping Sapnap too?

George: what? Oh god no. These are all the pizza tables I’ve stolen in the past before giving Sapnap his pizza

Bad: what? Why?

George: I don’t do it all the time, just once in a while. I like to keep him on his toes. I don’t want him getting too happy with his life

aha, you guys are overthinking this!! it's minecraft roleplay, haha!!

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have you guys considered how none of the original eight members talk anymore and how they all split apart from each other, except for callahan and alyssa, who straight up don't appear anymore, instead staying in the background and in their friends chats instead of hanging out like they used to? the community house was more than the first landmark on the server, it was their house, and dream blowing it up meant so much more than just 'oh no, he's cutting attachments', it was him ending their friend group's bond.

haha.

Love is dead on the Dream SMP.

Awesamdude and Ponk still bump into each other, and they both flinch before speaking. Sam stays on his right side, because he can’t bear to be next to the evidence of his worst moment. Ponk keeps his hand close to his chest, as if fearing it will be taken as well. They both smile behind their masks as a gesture, but it does not reach their eyes.

Love is dead on the Dream SMP.

Captain Puffy hasn’t spoken properly to Niki in a long, long time. She was surprised to see her at the banquet, but it was a lovely chance to reconnect. To talk again, to see if the promise ring was still there. And then Niki watched Puffy - a sworn knight - slaughter Antfrost right in front of her. Puffy broke her oaths, after they had been crumbling in isolation. She can’t face her now. What would Niki think?

Love is dead on the Dream SMP.

Quackity buries himself in Las Nevadas, hardly even coming back to visit the Greater DSMP Area anymore. No risk of walking past Kinoko Kingdom, or the empty lot where El Rapids once stood. No risk of the reminders that his fiances moved on without him, and didn’t even bother to tell him. Neither Karl nor Sapnap told him they wanted to leave.

Love is dead on the Dream SMP.

Badboyhalo stares at the lava, the words of the Egg in his mind not as loud as normal. Or perhaps it is simply muted, his ears ringing with his own. “IT’S JUST. A STUPID. EGG, SKEPPY.” Everything he sacrificed. Everyone he put in danger. Every terrible, terrible thing he did to try and save this man. And he’s the one who hurt him the most.

Love is dead on the Dream SMP.

Bad being devastated over thinking he lost Skeppy is sad and all but the dramatic irony of knowing no one kidnapped Skeppy and the box man just went rogue and went FOOLISH KIDNAPPED ME LMFAO makes it funny to me. Skeppy’s just being the heartless gremlin icon he always is while Bad is pining. It’s like one of them thinks they’re in a rom-com and the other thinks its a romantic tragedy.

Thank you BadBoyHalo for this bit 🥰🥰🥰 We’re getting so much of Foolish laughing 🥰🥰🥰