And God Said, "Let There Be Light," And The Boy Was Lit Aflame, And God Ripped A Fat, Boy Flavored Nicotine

And God said, "Let there be light," and the boy was lit aflame, and God ripped a fat, boy flavored nicotine cloud, and behold, that shit was good. Amen

There once was a young Christian boy who ate cigarettes. Every day he would eat more and more, but he would not die because he prayed while he ate the cigarettes. He ate so many cigarettes that he grew to tremendous size. When the boy finally died, the priests wrapped him in a great silken funeral cloth. It was then that the heavens opened, and from the clouds descended the hand of God, who plucked the tremendous cigarette boy from his casket. It was then that God lit a flame and smoked him.

I needed to remember how to draw again. Have some hot DnD people

Listen man, you are old and vast and endless and fascinating, but I really wanna dig into my baby carrots right now, and I can't do that if you keep talking

Marge Simpson once said "foilage," and now idiots everywhere abuse the foliage brush

To paraphrase Walt Whitman: the ops are out to get me

Never forget the Alamo Chalamot

i had a dream a few weeks ago where timothee chalamet was gay and had a son via surrogate (the surrogate was one half of a lesbian couple) and he named his son alamo chalamet. i think i’m seeing into alternate realities