Baby Carrots? - Tumblr Posts

1 year ago

Listen man, you are old and vast and endless and fascinating, but I really wanna dig into my baby carrots right now, and I can't do that if you keep talking


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Scary fact of the day: if you stand in front of your bathroom mirror at 2am and say "baby carrots" 3 times you will summon @auseryoumayknow :)


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Oh? Not a trap surely?

hello lgbtq I have baby carrots I am willing to feed to you


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hello i really want baby carrots for the society has forgotten that we, lesbians, need them to live. i accept your offering, dear father, and now go back to your life on being straight.

hello lgbtq I have baby carrots I am willing to feed to you


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