Cringetober: Day 11 - 5 + 1 Things

Cringetober: Day 11 - 5 + 1 Things

Five times Leo’s one liners were funny, and one time they were serious…

“Sooo, you guys from Jersey?”

“Looks like these fish are…wait for it, you’re gonna love this…..all washed up.”

“Looks like you’re about to get some shocking news!”

“Catch of the day, sword fiiish!”

“You guys really need a hobby.” “Oh we got one, ‘kicking butt’ and ‘taking names’. And you are?”

“I have forever known what you fail to understand: Strength. Always. Prevails!” “What you fail to understand is: I missed on purpose.”

I made a little doodle to go with this one.

Cringetober: Day 14 - Incorrect Quote

Dock: Hey, Hickory? Can I get some dating advice? Hickory: Just because I'm with Cole doesn't mean I know how I did it.

(Cringetober list under cut.)

Heart accidentally injuring Mind, like, really badly.

a little messy but hopefully it gets the point across x]

mind is not put together very well :[ maybe trying to make yourself into a robot in a gradual ship of theseus type of transformation isnt the best idea,,

Y’all this has some good info on it, just fyi.

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

Look, I know it’s supposed to be genderbend, but I really wanted to do this idea. It’s still a ‘bend’ of some sort. I did a role swap for Aziraphale and Crowley.

Cringetober: Day 13 - Rule 63 (‘gender’bend)

(Cringetober list under cut.)

Bee and puppycat on a ninja turtle themed temp job because I love putting my silly little interests together!