If Someone Asked Me To Sum Up My Personality In One Sentence I Think I Would Say That I Just Really Like

if someone asked me to sum up my personality in one sentence i think i would say that i just really like jodie whittaker

why did I have a dream last night where some teenagers got married in my local Primark and then during the reception David Tennant and Matt Smith arrived and sat next to me, then I was holding hands with Matt (I don't even like him????) and we had to run away from these weird alien bugs to this weird abandoned house in a forest where they kept all the food/drinks for that wedding, and then Matt helped me steal the booze (which was for the wedding) and without stepping on the alien bugs

During all of this David Tennant was still sitting in his chair at Primark where they had the wedding reception and he had no idea what was happening

moffat who is like watching a beloved stand-up comedian from the 90s everyone's recommended to you and he's obviously very talented and can craft a fantastic joke and you laugh aloud a lot but an uncomfortably large percentage of his routine is just tired misogyny and all his running gags just keep building and building up to extremely disappointing punchlines that leave you sour on the whole bit afterwards. chibnall who is like eating ten liters of unflavoured oatmeal and at random intervals you get kicked in the head by a horse

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

fallen inside the thasmin rabbit hole again :3

OML I ASKED CHAT GPT TO MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE WHO LIKES TORCHWOOD AND IM DYING

Got it! Here’s a playful roast for someone who’s really into Torchwood:

"Jack Harkness is the best character ever!"

Oh, definitely—because nothing says "best character" like an immortal man who keeps getting everyone around him killed. But hey, at least he’s got that coat!

"Torchwood is better than Doctor Who."

Ah, the edgelord take. We get it, you like your sci-fi with a side of brooding and moral ambiguity. But let’s be real—without Doctor Who, Torchwood would just be a weird alien crime procedural starring that guy who peaked in 1941.

"Ianto and Jack are relationship goals."

Sure, if your relationship goal is to cry over coffee machines and date someone who’s always one bad decision away from getting you killed. Nothing says romance like impending doom!

"Season 4 wasn’t that bad!"

Wow, defending Miracle Day? That’s bold. But then again, denial is a powerful thing. Must be nice living in that alternate universe where Torchwood didn’t nosedive after Season 3.

"Gwen is such an underrated character."

Underrated? More like overrated. She’s basically the Torchwood equivalent of that one friend who somehow makes every crisis about themselves. But hey, at least she’s got a good cry-face.