Hello Beautiful, Wonderful People:

Hello beautiful, wonderful people:

In my class, we had to make a video about something really simple that we understood like the Pythagorean theorem. So the thing is if our YouTube video that we posted gets more than 200 likes we get an extra five points on a really difficult quiz that’s coming up. I will paste the video link below. Please give us a few other likes and share with anybody you know to get us more likes. We really need these grades points. Thank you so much. 

Send this to everybody you know please. It could literally be a great half dead uncle, or your cousin.

I do not care. I really want 200 likes. thank you for listening to my TED talks. i’m very motivational. 

Get me someone who loves me like this

Vox realizing that Alastor abandoned him be like:

Someone make this actually happen, cuz it’s fucking beautiful.

Anyways crack AU where Ras finds the Teapot of Tyrahn (he just does don't question how, he's him) and he's trying to use Nadakhan to his advantage, but this motherfucker keeps trying to manipulate Ras.

Ras luckily has Extreme mental fortitude and is hyper-focused on his master's plans... but now he also has an annoying Djinn constantly trying to manipulate (and fuck???) him. (Ras is not clear on that one but the constant lack of personal space + Nadakhan's seductive tone and silky voice make him almost certain of it.)

Ras can't just Wish for anything either, he knows Nadakhan is a deceptive asshole, so he's really only keeping Nadakhan around to trick others into wishing for shit and getting trapped. Both Cinder and Jordana have one wish left and Ras forbids them from being within 90 feet of the Teapot.

I support this. This it fucking gold, tbh.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Hell ya. Is that even a question???