I Would Pay You Money For One Of Those.

I would pay you money for one of those.

my mind is full of terrible ideas

"The man who held him captive had some kind of notion that he might use this physical pain to coerce out of him a repentance for what he perceived as his sins, but he failed to realise that even the smallest fraction of the mental pain that he had suffered in his life hurt more than this and would never fully heal. If those wounds were his sins he would surely be condemned to death without salvation." -I Will Claim Your Soul for God

Even more chibis. This time it's Dusty from Vision Video. Inspired by a conversation that went something like this:

Friend: Dusty and Aurelio saved my life in high school. Me: Dusty was probably around five when I was in high school. LOL Friend: LOL Me: *gets sudden urge to draw a tiny Dusty*

*whispers temptation in your ear*

my mind is full of terrible ideas

Goofy Goobers! 😂

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Just because I'm not sure I'm ever going to get around to writing fic about it, I'm going to be insane about Michael Thecoolperson for a second

ANYWAY while I think that Vyvyan's probably already had the majority of his big life meltdown by the time the series starts, and Rick and Neil probably are in the middle of theirs during, I don't think Mike has his until his mid to late 20s

Mike is a man who prides himself on connection. On being calm and collected and most importantly in control. Mike has had a vision for his life since he was tiny, and come hell or high water, he's going to be that person. And one day, he's going to wake up, and he's going to be 28 years old, and getting his daughter ready for school, and she's going to do something- cover up a bruise, say something particularly charming and quick witted- and it's going to remind him of himself at her age, and the imposter syndrome is going to hit him like a ton of bricks, and his entire world is gonna come crashing down around him.