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Wow this was really powerful. It was such a good read.
PROPOSALS
▹ pairing: Jeongguk x reader ▹ words: 18,102 I’m so sorry ▹ genre: smut, fluff, light angst, friends to lovers
You and Jeongguk propose at restaurants to get free food, but somewhere along the way you start to fall for him.
You never thought Jeongguk would actually take you up on the whole fake proposals thing. When you had suggested the idea to him, he’d just laughed and said “yeah”, then continued playing Fallout 4. You hadn’t actually meant it; the idea was one of those you vaguely imagine it happening, but not really, which is why when he brought it up weeks later suggesting you try it out, you thought he was kidding.
He wasn’t, and this is how you end up in one of the city’s nicer restaurants on a fake date with your best friend.
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*whispers temptation in your ear*
my mind is full of terrible ideas
just had a genius idea
russian roulette extreme mode. put bullets in all 6 chambers and rely on god to save you.