Obi-wan Is The Saddest Most Miserable Clown Of A Man Ever Created His Entire Life Is A Cosmic Joke His

obi-wan is the saddest most miserable clown of a man ever created his entire life is a cosmic joke his default expression is the closest thing you'll ever see to a sopping wet cat staring pathetically at you with weepy eyes on a human being and it's kind of heartbreaking but also kind of funny. whatever the opposite of god's favorite is, that's obi-wan kenobi. the universe has it in specifically for this one man so bad it's unreal.

average day in splatsville

you wake up in your apartment. you walk out the door past the amogus graffiti. you’re not sure why drawing some blobby astronaut is the newest fad.

your neighbor is yelling in the street that they love men. their voice is starting to sound hoarse, but they won’t stop. they can’t.

all the digital screens in the plaza have art of deep cut telling you to commit crimes. the blue one really wants you to break windows.

the battle lobby has been locked for as long as you can remember. there will be no training taking place today. you will be level 1 forever.

nobody is fresh enough to buy things. you’re not sure how the shopkeepers make any money.

I have already spent too long on this joke but one more for the road, lads. 

i know that TCW depicts an easier-going anakin, but i'd really like more of him written as, like, a human grenade with the pin half-pulled, just unbelievably tense about nearly everything. having a conversation with him is like talking to an undersocialized german shepherd; he is anxious and that, in fact, will be YOUR problem. just an all-around testy individual, prone to snapping at people for asking questions or breathing wrong. but what i think would be really good is if there was such a visible difference when obi-wan's nearby that no one ever wants to give reports or make plans with general skywalker unless obi-wan's there to lighten the mood by saying some stupid joke, and the difference in anakin is pretty instant, it's like that chihuahua meme

since nautolans start out as tadpoles imagine baby Kit Fisto being taken to the jedi temple in one of these bad boys

palpatine asked him to pick up his grubhub order