Me: *has Heartburn Due To Genetics*
Me: *has heartburn due to genetics*
My mom, who also has heartburn: eating chocolate will cause it to hurt
Me, eating chocolate during the conversation: worth it
My mom: …
Me: *shoves chocolate ice cream into my mouth*
My mom: You’re going to regret that
Me: *already regretting it*
I will never change my ways
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Me too, Corpse. Me too
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Pain severity scale for chronic pain patients!
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