Malachai Boardman Headcanons

Malachai Boardman headcanons

1) Malachai is very hyperfixated with weaponry.

2) Malachai knocks people over by hugging them.

3) Malachai tackles and wrestles people to show affection.

4) Malachai also gives people slow and soft punches to show affection.

5) Malachai hates bugs and would rather gobble up glass than touch or/and be near one.

6) Malachai's father is in a shooting club

7) Personally knows how to cook, self-taught.

8) Malachai is basically a walking storage room, can and will carry anything.

9) Malachai used to work half-time at the cafe in the opening scene. (My favorite headcanon)

10) Malachai's favorite color is blue and green. Any shade.

11) Malachai's favorite flavor is green apple/sour grapes. (Isaac introduced him to the sour grapes flavor)

12) Malachai's machete is basically a family heirloom.

hes about to take a shit on the bed help

wheres the full image doe

I keep forgetting to upload commissions here but here we are

"and a child shall lead them"

***INTENSE CHEERING***

id let him ride me

Yeehaw partner

isaac: why are there so many homosexuals in my cult?