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My fave bois from Children of the corn
malachai boardman i love you 🙁💓 pls i just wanna 👅😛
cut him up in bite sized pieces and stir fry him
and then eat him
me planning to search up "Malachai Boardman" to wiki surf but death shows up beside his name
Barbie (Barbara's “Face„) from Shadows house in comparison with Malachai Boardman from Children of The Corn.
Barbie's brute and violent nature just remind me so much of Malachai, their hair looks somewhat the same to me too lol (except for the color)
Overall, the anime is interesting and has a great concept, I recommend the manga for more context :))
special mentions: @bernkastel11 @rainywinnerpeach @brains4ne (maybe but i love you guyz lolz /plat) <333
“yeah I know that Burt's appearance was completely butchered in the remake and that malachai got someone pregnant but isaac is someone you should watch the remake for—”
pls, left brain. i know Isaac is even more adorable in the remake. but im physically gonna convulse and cry if malachai or burt comes in screentime.
“Isaac and Malachai having a good friendship will never be real” you don't like wholesome and kind interactions? Ok, have schizo!Malachai and Hallucination!Isaac instead.
/srs
Three screenshots of Malachai's back view!!
Meanwhile, that other screenshot..
A little freaky zeeky 2nite but who gives a shit
Malachai Boardman headcanons
1) Malachai is very hyperfixated with weaponry.
2) Malachai knocks people over by hugging them.
3) Malachai tackles and wrestles people to show affection.
4) Malachai also gives people slow and soft punches to show affection.
5) Malachai hates bugs and would rather gobble up glass than touch or/and be near one.
6) Malachai's father is in a shooting club
7) Personally knows how to cook, self-taught.
8) Malachai is basically a walking storage room, can and will carry anything.
9) Malachai used to work half-time at the cafe in the opening scene. (My favorite headcanon)
10) Malachai's favorite color is blue and green. Any shade.
11) Malachai's favorite flavor is green apple/sour grapes. (Isaac introduced him to the sour grapes flavor)
12) Malachai's machete is basically a family heirloom.
New AU, Wizarding World x COTC Characters (Mostly Malachai and Isaac)
Isaac has a Cedar wand with Rougarou hair core
The cedar wand found its perfect home where there were perspicacity and perception. Garrick Ollivander believed that whenever he met one who carried a cedar wand, he found strength of character and unusual loyalty. The witch or wizard who was well-matched with cedar carried the potential to be a frightening adversary, especially if harm was done to those they were fond of, which often came as a shock to those who had thoughtlessly challenged them. + Rougarou hair wands were believed to have an affinity for the Dark Arts, like vampires to blood.
and Malachai has a Blackthorn wood wand with Thunderbird feather core
Blackthorn wands, which was a very unusual wand wood, had the reputation, in Garrick Ollivander's well-merited opinion, of being best suited to a warrior. These wands appeared to need to pass through danger or hardship with their owners to become truly bonded. Given this condition, the blackthorn wand would become as loyal and faithful a servant as one could wish. + Thunderbird feather wands were extremely powerful, though difficult to master. They were able to sense danger and were known to cast curses on their own pre-emptively when supernatural dangers were near. They were also particularly good for Transfiguration.
im inlove with half of the characters in this scene! the blonde girl and the girl with a blue top look so pretty! especially the girl being blocked by view by isaac lol.. malachai is just too hot to not stare at ❤️
I'm boutta make it my life's mission to be the #1 malachai fan artist fr 💔💔