Isaac Chroner - Tumblr Posts



My fave bois from Children of the corn



....isaac, what have you done?
... nothing? NOTHING?? YOU SET THE HOMOSEXUALS LOOSE!
corn figurine and preacher hat

lost motivation halfway. Anyways, have some kind of corn figurine with a preacher hat on. This is based on a corn keychain my close friend ( @k-at-kat ) gave me with the exact same design. I cherish it like my own adopted son and I love it
“yeah I know that Burt's appearance was completely butchered in the remake and that malachai got someone pregnant but isaac is someone you should watch the remake for—”

pls, left brain. i know Isaac is even more adorable in the remake. but im physically gonna convulse and cry if malachai or burt comes in screentime.


Original!Isaac staring at Remake!Isaac
“Isaac and Malachai having a good friendship will never be real” you don't like wholesome and kind interactions? Ok, have schizo!Malachai and Hallucination!Isaac instead.
/srs
isaac: why are there so many homosexuals in my cult?
New AU, Wizarding World x COTC Characters (Mostly Malachai and Isaac)
Isaac has a Cedar wand with Rougarou hair core
The cedar wand found its perfect home where there were perspicacity and perception. Garrick Ollivander believed that whenever he met one who carried a cedar wand, he found strength of character and unusual loyalty. The witch or wizard who was well-matched with cedar carried the potential to be a frightening adversary, especially if harm was done to those they were fond of, which often came as a shock to those who had thoughtlessly challenged them. + Rougarou hair wands were believed to have an affinity for the Dark Arts, like vampires to blood.
and Malachai has a Blackthorn wood wand with Thunderbird feather core
Blackthorn wands, which was a very unusual wand wood, had the reputation, in Garrick Ollivander's well-merited opinion, of being best suited to a warrior. These wands appeared to need to pass through danger or hardship with their owners to become truly bonded. Given this condition, the blackthorn wand would become as loyal and faithful a servant as one could wish. + Thunderbird feather wands were extremely powerful, though difficult to master. They were able to sense danger and were known to cast curses on their own pre-emptively when supernatural dangers were near. They were also particularly good for Transfiguration.
im inlove with half of the characters in this scene! the blonde girl and the girl with a blue top look so pretty! especially the girl being blocked by view by isaac lol.. malachai is just too hot to not stare at ❤️
