The Band Ghost Is So Fucking Funny To Me. Their Frontman Currently Looks Like This:

The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:

Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:

This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.

He has a wife and kids.

He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.

He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."

The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:

Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.

One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.

One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.

One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.

Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.

He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.

This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:

1. Be nice to each other

2. Help each other

3. Go fuck yourself

(Literally and figuratively)

Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".

Look at how much fun he's having, dude.

It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.

Have you ever looked at someone and realize they are the reason you keep going on. The reason you stay strong. No matter how much you don’t want to, but then they smile and everything is okay even for a little bit. The world is better, happier, and brighter than before.

Yeah me either!! 😭😭😭

Wooyoung, visiting the skz dorm: I’m here to see Changbin, I’m a friend of his.

Seungmin: That’s impossible. Changbin has no friends.

MX’s new main vocal, Changkyun, killing Wonho’s part, hitting those high notes like it’s nothing. :)

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I feel like I should explain why I said Changkyun snapped bc a lot of people might not get it

Ok so, the Korean version of the curse word Bullshit is LITERALLY translated to "bark like a dog" (thank you G-Dragon for that or I would have never known). So when he said this

He's NOT SO SUBTLY SAYING LET THE HATERS SPOUT THEIR BULLSHIT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE THEY DON'T MATTER.

Also, hence the reasons the rest of the boys pulled faces like this

In conclusion