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The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:

Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:

This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.

He has a wife and kids.

He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.

He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."

The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:

Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.

One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.

One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.

One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.

Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.

He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.

This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:

1. Be nice to each other

2. Help each other

3. Go fuck yourself

(Literally and figuratively)

Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".

Look at how much fun he's having, dude.

It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.

I won $250 on the lottery one number away from 50k let's get it ladies

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Lara Restelli (American, b. 1971) ‘Agates in a Jar’, 2022 Oil on canvas, 76 x 101cm

When you reblog from me, you are DIRECTLY harming a US veteran.

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

Succulents that look like something out of this world

Clear Succulent Plant

Rose Succulents

Bunny Succulents

Some of the fantastically strange plants like the mermaid tail or the opal-like clear succulents look like they’re from another planet and something that aliens keep on their alien desks in their alien offices.

If you want to get one of these peculiar succulents for yourself or for your loved ones as a gift, the mermaid one is called a crested Senecio Vitalis while the clear one is the Haworthia Cooperi plant.

Haworthia succulents are popular because of their “leaf windows” which let in a lot of light for the plant. The “windows” also minimize water loss from evaporation because the rest of the plant is buried underground. Haworthia plants also have accordion-like roots that pull them deeper into the ground so that they can thrive.

Unusual Succulent

Trachyandra

Albuca

Haworthia plants are easy to take care of and are great succulents for beginners: just pop them on the windowsill and they’ll be happy. Especially if you plop it into some gritty soil.

In general, succulents need plenty of light and you need to rotate them occasionally so all parts of it can enjoy the sun and to help it grow straight.

Overwatering is a big no-no, so check the soil regularly: if it’s dry, get your watering can ready. Also, keep in mind that succulents need more water during Spring and Summer and barely need any in Fall and Winter when they’re ‘resting.’ Finally, wipe the dust off your succulents to help them grow and become your picture-perfect plant-pals.

Lithops

Conophytum Bilobum

Succulent

Euphorbia

Kalanchoe

Stapelia

Unusual Succulent

Mermaid Tail Succulent

Pageae

Orbea Variegata (Starfish Plant)

Crassula Umbella

https://www.boredpanda.com/unusual-succulent-plants/?

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This is from the slut walk. One of the arguments is that girls ask for rape because they wear slutty clothes, short skirts, tight, low-cut tops. This girl is an example of the fact that rape victims can look like anyone, you, me, this girl. Rapists. Dont. Discriminate.

Japan has a bara maid cafe and im typing this from the airport

I feel like I should explain why I said Changkyun snapped bc a lot of people might not get it

Ok so, the Korean version of the curse word Bullshit is LITERALLY translated to "bark like a dog" (thank you G-Dragon for that or I would have never known). So when he said this

He's NOT SO SUBTLY SAYING LET THE HATERS SPOUT THEIR BULLSHIT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE THEY DON'T MATTER.

Also, hence the reasons the rest of the boys pulled faces like this

In conclusion

Changkyun, swinging a baseball bat: which one of you slimy motherfuckers do I have to conk to get my hyung back!?

Starship Employee: Mr. Im, please put that down-

Changkyun: BATTER UP!

Taeyong: *seeing monsta x well behaved while nct sets fire to the world*

Taeyong, to Shownu: how do you manage to keep them so quiet

[Shownu, every night when he puts monsta x to bed: good night, kids

Monsta x: goodnight dad

Shownu: goodnight monster that eats children when they are bad

Hyungwon, through a radio under the bed: GOODNIGHT]

Shownu: I have my ways

If u message me can I tell u a cute ass joke

What??!

Have you ever looked at someone and realize they are the reason you keep going on. The reason you stay strong. No matter how much you don’t want to, but then they smile and everything is okay even for a little bit. The world is better, happier, and brighter than before.

Yeah me either!! 😭😭😭

Wooyoung, visiting the skz dorm: I’m here to see Changbin, I’m a friend of his.

Seungmin: That’s impossible. Changbin has no friends.

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

So..... I looked up Mountain Chicken (why?? Bc tumblr told me to) anyway, I see a frog.

And I whisper “it’s a duck”.

What the fuck is wrong with meeeee!?!!??!?

Changkyun’s sexy dance in KCON Japan 2018 + Wonho’s cute reaction when Kyunnie touched him.

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MX’s new main vocal, Changkyun, killing Wonho’s part, hitting those high notes like it’s nothing. :)

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Kihyun: What are you doing? Shownu: I just wanna sit here with you. KH: Go away! SN: Fine!

My parents, Everyone.

Credit @allofme