Gonff, To Martin, Dinny & Log-a-log: Okay, So I Know That This Is MY Fault Entirely, But This Is OUR

Gonff, to Martin, Dinny & Log-a-log: Okay, so I know that this is MY fault entirely, but this is OUR problem now.

Shogg: Don't accidentally kill someone Triss: I'm not an idiot, Shogg, I know how to do it on purpose

GASP

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It's freezing where I am right now, which got me thinking--a while back there was chatter about Martin, being from the North, having a particularly thick and fluffy winter coat. As someone with thick and fluffy hair, I am very aware of how dry winters can get. Static inevitably happens. So not just the best bedhead, but also inevitably fluffy and staticky. Accidentally shocking himself while cleaning his sword. Less-accidentally zapping Gonff when passing him a scarf. Just. Staticky Martin.

It is -20 (F) where I am and also have enormously fluffy hair, and so I am right there with you. I spent 10-15 minutes trying to wrestle it this morning before I gave into a hat. 

I am CERTAIN that this is a huge problem for fluffy Redwallers, especially the northerners. Little balls of fur napping together when one of them yelps and the other is all apologies. Squirrel tales become electric weapons. It is also confirmed that Martin is young, and so having fluffy, staticky hair would be the CUTEST (no wonder all the baddies underestimate him). 

Dann: You enjoy silently judging everyone, don't you? Song: When have I ever judged someone silently.

This is so beautiful

Cooking my way through the winter section of the Redwall Cookbook! First up, Shrimp n’ Hotroot Stew, just like the otters make. I made some changes to the recipe because it is written for children and therefore has almost no seasoning. Turned out tasty!