Jum: You Wanna Be A Public Nuisance?Uggo: Sure, How Much Does The Job Pay?

Jum: You wanna be a public nuisance? Uggo: Sure, how much does the job pay?

Gonff: Martin! Martin, running into the forest: Don’t try and stop me! Gonff: I’m not trying to stop you! Martin: What? Gonff: I’m coming with you!

Zwilt: Do you take constructive criticism? Vilaya: I only take jewels

basil stag hare is transmasc and i will not be taking notes

“ah well. hare’s the family name, doncha know. my parents named me basil, though the old mater wanted me to be called columbine agnes. always longed for a young lass, she did.”

“noble creatures, stags. did i ever tell you i wanted to be one? a magnificent royal stag with great coat-hanger antlers. so i went down to the jolly old river one night and christened meself stag. had two toads and a newt as witnesses, yknow.”

TRANSMASC SHIT

[id: eight scones sit cooling on a cooling rack, positioned on a greenish marble counter. Behind them is a toaster and a portion of a Kitchen Mixer stand, which is partially out of frame.]

I wasn't kidding about the Redwall cookbook, btw. I made these scones last summer by following one of the book's recipes to the letter. First time making scones and they turned out so well. They're pumpkin spice flavored!

I'm tempted to make something again in a few weekends, now that I think about it....

“Now cheer up and go catch a fish.”